…Whatever Your Name Is.

Very pregnant woman: I don't want to have this baby. I don't want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you've ever looked.

Hasting's
Wichita Falls, Texas

Overheard by: mikeface

Posted on March 18, 2020
Beauty, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Guys, Preggers, Texas, Wishes

But the Make-a-Wish People Laughed at Me

Drunk guy to two girls: No, really! My ultimate fantasy is to have sex with a ridiculously hot girl while you two are on the futon eating cheetos!

Aburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 1, 2020
Alabama, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Guys, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

…Once I Ran Out of Poop

Daughter: Mommy, mommy, that dress makes you look sixteen years younger!
[Later]Daughter: Mommy, if you were stranded in the desert without any water, what would you do?
Mother: [No response].
Daughter: [to little sister] I would eat my own blood.

Old Navy
Promenade Mall, California

Overheard by: Claustrophobic

Posted on January 10, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, California, Default, Family ties, Food, Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Malls, Questions, Weirdness

I’m So Sneaking into the Men’s Locker Room!

Girl on train: I usually do my arms, but then I look at Jane and her hairy arms and think, Man, if she can do it, I can, too!

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-in-rome-do-as-romans-do.html

Posted on November 30, 2019
Australia, Beauty, Body parts, Overheard in Sydney, Public transportation, Train

Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on September 2, 2019
Age and ageing, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Wisconsin, Words

My New Cream Rinse Is Unstoppable!

Jiu-Jitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair's soft today.
Jiu-Jitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used herbal essence this morning.

Indiana University

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on August 24, 2019
Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Guys, Hair, Indiana

The Original Miracle Worker Screenplay Was Less Than Inspiring.

Male teacher talking about student: Yeah, that ear infection made her go deaf. She wears one of those things in her head. The implant.
Meanest lady ever: Her life is over. You can't be deaf and ugly. That is too many things.
Male teacher: She's five!
Meanest lady ever: By six she'll barely be a person.

Fairfield, Connecticut