Drunk girl: I’m lubed up from my fingertips to my elbow!
99 Restaurant bar
Salem, Massachusetts
Overheard by: sam-a-lamb
Drunk girl: I’m lubed up from my fingertips to my elbow!
99 Restaurant bar
Salem, Massachusetts
Overheard by: sam-a-lamb
Guy to girls: First I kicked her, then I put a dick in her ear.
Target
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Overheard by: NU Rules
Hot guy to hot girlfriend: I really liked it when you humped my face today… I think my nose even disappeared for a few seconds.
Whataburger
Plano, Texas
Overheard by: C.D.
Huge guy waving Bud Light bottle at old Native American lady: There’s a reason I like ladies without any teeth.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Old Russian man, gesturing: My little finger is bigger than my father’s loin.
Bread & Chocolate
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: LizWasStunned
Midget girl: So, I’m trying to talk to him, but he wouldn’t stop checking out my body, and I’m like, ‘Hello! My eyes are down here.’
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ottsel
Chick #1: Hey, how was your weekend?
Chick #2: It was really fun — my wart fell off!
Chick #1: Really? How?
Chick #2: I don’t know! It just fell off. It was the best weekend ever!
Charleston, South Carolina
Dude #1: So, yeah — I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area… You know, that area near your penis but that’s also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything’s possible.
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Asian teen boy: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/um.html
Overheard by: wellll… Your kids probably won’t either
16-year-old girl: Organs are icky. I hope I don’t have any.
Biology class, Carmel College
Brisbane
Australia
