Dude #1: So, yeah — I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area… You know, that area near your penis but that’s also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything’s possible.
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Asian teen boy: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/um.html
Overheard by: wellll… Your kids probably won’t either
16-year-old girl: Organs are icky. I hope I don’t have any.
Biology class, Carmel College
Brisbane
Australia
Guy #1: You don’t play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn’t I see you play?
Guy #2: I can’t — I pulled my Achilles tentacle!
Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Meathead to swooning girls: I’m just gonna eat your ovaries! Raaawwwrrr!
Commonwealth Avenue bus, Boston College
Newton, Massachusetts
Chick to friend: Seriously, smell my face!
University Village
Riverside, California
Bar fly to another entering bathroom: … And don’t go sticking your dick in my kebab again!
Enmore
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Algy_non
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/
Creepster: The penis hole showcases my spare tire rather well.
Minnesota
Macho dude in Student Government Association: I'll smite you with my boobs!
Cafeteria
Tunxis Community College, Connecticut
Overheard by: Girl in Black
