Psychology professor: We allowed homosexuals to do their own sex.
University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Emily
Psychology professor: We allowed homosexuals to do their own sex.
University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Emily
Girl on cell: Yeah, he's a friend of my friend in California. He killed those two people… Oh, you saw him on the news? That's a shitty picture they have of him on tv, I hope they get a better picture soon.
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: trying to study here
(in a philosophy class, the subject of “lovemaking vs. fucking” is being discussed)
Angry feminist student: Guys have it so easy! You can go out and fuck any girl you want and no one thinks any worse of you, but if a girl sleeps around she's a slut! Hell, if you somehow don't manage to nail the girl, you can just go home and masturbate. Girl's can't do that!
Female student who hadn't spoken a word all class: Pff, yes we can!
Penn State
Altoona, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: A guy in the same class
Professor: Do I want to be intimate? That's the important thing.
Arizona State University
Overheard by: Mallory
Flamboyant male: Fuck you, Gatorade! Fuck you!
SUNY Purchase
New York
Acting professor: He was a mime…son of a bitch! He and his wife were both mimes. Mimes! Mimes! Mimes!
Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
Frat boy to another: It was the ugliest lipstick I've ever seen!
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: Anna
Marriage and family therapy professor: If you're living, shit's happening.
Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
High girl #1: I mean, they can't arrest me for walking around in a gorilla suit, can they?
High girl #2: No, dude, I don't think so.
Georgia College & State University
History professor, during lecture: After all, people have always had dirty…nasty…raunchy sex.
Syracuse University, New York
Overheard by: del
