Lady carrying huge crate of Girl Guide Cookies to campus rent-a-cop: But they're just kids! They were just trying to have fun!
Campus rent-a-cop, genuinely surprised: They were smoking pot on my campus!
McGill
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Lady carrying huge crate of Girl Guide Cookies to campus rent-a-cop: But they're just kids! They were just trying to have fun!
Campus rent-a-cop, genuinely surprised: They were smoking pot on my campus!
McGill
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Guy exiting art class to female friend: I sleep through that whole class. It's all I can do.
Girl: What about when she asks attendance questions?
Guy: Well, I wake up for that part. It's just… God, I hate her! She's always talking about vaginas! And I'm just like, “Hello! I know what a vagina looks like!”
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Literacy lecturer with thick Russian accent: When you have a guest, you say to them “feel yourself at home.”
Monash University
Australia
Girl to two friends: Well, he was okay because he could still introduce himself, could still make out with her, and could still pop a boner.
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Professor: If you walk into a dark room, you're not going to just step on a cat laying in the middle of the floor.
University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland
Overheard by: Brittany
Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.
Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia
College dude to girl: Yeah, so they tagged my penis…
UC Irvine
Irvine, California
Prof: Let's get down to the meat and bolts of it.
Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvaia
Female student to friend in pub: Maybe you've fallen into the “big-nose trap” as well…
University of Portsmouth
England
Overheard by: Charlotte
20-something guy: Dude, Putin is terrifying. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a smile.
Middle aged woman: I know! Don't you ever wonder what he's like, like, during sex?
20-something guy and girl in unison: No.
Virginia Commonwealth University
