Girl #1: I think he’s a nice guy.
Girl #2: Nice is the ultimate mediocrity.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/minnesota_mediocrity.html
Overheard by: girl in scrubs
Girl #1: I think he’s a nice guy.
Girl #2: Nice is the ultimate mediocrity.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/minnesota_mediocrity.html
Overheard by: girl in scrubs
Middle-aged student: … But technically, can a woman get pregnant by two different men?
Biology professor: Depends on what party she went to.
York, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jessica
Preppy girl #1: Wow, now we all have the same necklace! We should all wear them the next time we go out!
Preppy girl #2: Yeah! We’d be like the Power Rangers or something!
Preppy girl #3: Or we’d be like douchebags.
Eastern Market
Washington, DC
Overheard by: office peon does d.c.
Guy #1, leaving the bar: I’ll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don’t die first.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: molly
Planned parenthood speaker: Who wants some condoms?
Class, in unison: Your mom.
High school assembly
Englewood, Colorado
Boy: I wish everything in the world was made of chocolate.
Grandfather: That would sure be interesting!
Boy: Yeah. Then I could eat my brother…
Waterford, Michigan
Overheard by: Gary Lewis
Thugette, into phone: How it gon’ be warm one day, rain the next, and freezin’ the next?
Asian guy: It’s called a cold front. Take a science class.
Thugette: I don’t need no science, nigga! I got God!
Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Female customer: I would never do anything with someone other than my boyfriend.
Male customer: You cheated on your husband!
Female customer: I wasn’t in love with my husband.
Visible Voice Books
Cleveland, Ohio
Chick on cell: You can do that naked?!
Dude: Honey, you can do a lot of things naked.
Blockbuster Video
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Revulsion of People
