She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music

Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?

Düsseldorf
Germany

Overheard by: Anja Schwalm

Posted on August 17, 2020
Comebacks, Germany, Girls, Mental illnesses, Singing, Strangers

You Probably Should Just Finish Up the Bottle

Husband: Can I have one of my pills?
Wife: Didn’t you just take two a little bit ago?
Husband: Just the two you told me I took.

Frankenmuth, Michigan

Posted on July 26, 2020
Comebacks, Couples, Default, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Offers and requests

You're Not Writing Your Own Vows, Are You?

Person #1: What's that movie with Tom Hanks and the volleyball?
Person #2: Castaway.
Person #1: Oh, I'm so bored… You're like the volleyball to me. I don't necessarily like you, but you're there and I'm alone.

Guam

Posted on June 15, 2020
Asia, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Guys, Movies, Questions

My Parents Are Native American. What's It to You?

Drunk guy, walking into bathroom: Hey, you are at my pisser!
Sober guy at urinal: I didn't realize your name was “push to flush.”

Bar
Michigan

Overheard by: I wasn't looking

Posted on April 2, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Comebacks, Drunks, Guys, Michigan, Names, Pee, Restroom

Plus, That’s Chicken

20-something guy, about his sushi: This takes me back to when I used to live in Japan.
Brunette: When did you ever live there?
20-something guy: No, I mean in my past life.
Brunette: What makes you think you were Japanese?
20-something guy: Because ever since I was little I have always loved seafood.
Brunette: … Maybe you were a fish.
20-something guy: Not cool.

Sushi restaurant
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Wallflower

Posted on March 18, 2020
Animals, Comebacks, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Restaurants

Not If You Swallow the Sperm Like a Good Girl

Girl: I heard cum was high in protein, but it’s also high in calories.
Guy: Yes… It is also high in Vitamin D, iron, serotonin. Sadly, a woman’s body can hardly produce an equally useful food supplement.
Girl: … It produces babies!

Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia