You Don't Sound Excited!!!

Girl #1: Are you excited?
Girl #2: About what?
Girl #1: About everything!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I'm always excited!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on April 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

It Was the Practical Joke Of a Lifetime

Year 8 student #1: So basically, if you stick your fingers up there, take them out and lick them, it tastes like strawberries!
Year 8 student #2: Cooooool!

Perth Modern School
Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on April 13, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day

History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And…it makes me feel good inside.

Mal-U
Canadia

Overheard by: Punctual student

Posted on April 12, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Politics, Teachers, Weirdness

And Playing with Myself a Little

Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know…that I'm thinking of all of you.

Runway
Miami International Airport, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on April 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Weirdness, Words

…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Gay Roller Derby Is an Experience Not to Be Missed

Girl: Yeah! It was really crazy, like even their balls started lighting up!

Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: elaine

Posted on April 11, 2009
Balls, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness

The Olsen Twins' Popularity? Really?

Guy: It'll make more sense once you figure it out.

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Posted on April 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Oklahoma, Weirdness, Words

Alice, I Think We Should See Other People for a While

Woman #1: He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Woman #2: Niiiice. Wait, hot Leonardo from The Departed or crazy Leonardo from The Aviator?
Woman #1: Uhhh.
Woman #2: Or the mental kid from Gilbert Grape? Or Leonardo from Titanic? Ha, this is fun!
Woman #1: Actually, he looks more like Matt Damon.

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on April 5, 2009
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Default, Movies, New Zealand, Questions, Women

This Will Easier to Explain with a Cone and Two Scoops

Nanny to five-year-old: Look, Stephen, there's a kitty!
Stephen, petting cat: Since boys have short hair and girls have long hair, then this kitty is a boy.
Nanny: Maybe not. Boys can have long hair and girls can have short hair too.
Stephen: Then how do you tell if it's a girl or a boy?
Nanny: How 'bout some ice cream?

Washington, DC

Posted on April 5, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Kids, Questions, Washington, DC

By Paying That Guy on the Internet for It

Blonde Vanderbilt freshman: It literally was, like, the best essay I've ever written. I mean, it was awesome. My mom helped me a lot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on April 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Guys, Students, Tennessee

Compare and contrast