Woman on cell: So I was going to AA/NA, but I got my check from the government. (pause) Yeah, I'm not going to go now.
Target Store
Ohio
Woman on cell: So I was going to AA/NA, but I got my check from the government. (pause) Yeah, I'm not going to go now.
Target Store
Ohio
Asian woman: You know, I'm not normally a lesbian. I was just scoping out the competition last night!
Christchurch
New Zealand
Guy #2, after being punched by guy#1: Shield!
Guy #1: Well, good thing I just grew a giant alligator head!
(guy #1 pretends to have a giant alligator head with his arms and eats guy #2)
Guy #2: That was the best comeback ever!
Hendersonville, Tennessee
Ballet girl: Do you know how much our feet are worth?!
West Leederville Train Station
Perth
Western Australia
Overheard by: Rose
Guy #1: Hey, what's that disease that when you get it it makes you, like, super intelligent?
Guy #2: Dude… What?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Frazzled mother: At Michigan State they don't even have parties. They're not going to want you at a party. You are not going to a party. There is no chance.
Hopeful twelve-year-old boy: Oh, there's a chance.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Cameron
Dad to son, passing Valentine's Day t-shirt display: These are kind of nice for your mom, no?
Son: It's for mom, what do I care?
City Center Mall
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: Nathan
Chick holding both sides of head: This side of my head hurts!
Verona, New Jersey
Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That's sexy.
Starbucks
Lakeport, California
Drunk guy outside window: I didn't storm the beaches of Normandy so you could fly around on pieces of wood!
Montague Street
Glasgow
Scotland
Overheard by: sarah (trying to sleep here!)
