That's Your Yearbook Quote?

Teenage girl to friends: The groin is the eye, no?
Teen friend: The eyes are the groin of the face!
First teen: Right!

Ferry
Larkspur, California

Overheard by: I Know, I know

Posted on March 15, 2021
Boat/Ferry, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Ah, the Irish Imagination

Little boy, as plane starts its descent: Oh my god! What are going to do? We are going to get stuck in the clouds! Please! Somebody help us! Help!

Dublin
Ireland

Posted on March 13, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Guys, Ireland, Kids, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions

I'm a Man and I Know How to Do Things

Drunk guy waiting on the platform: How long do we have to wait for the el? 3 minutes? That's longer than I have sex for. What? You want me to lie? You want me to say I have sex for 45 minutes? At least I'm honest.

El Platform
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Carol

Posted on March 12, 2021
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Which Is Much More Important Than Sending Her to School

Woman on cell: I saw the most adorable little cheetah, so I bought it for her. You know, I am the one who assigns personalities to all her animals. We have a ritual.

3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California

Posted on March 10, 2021
Animals, California, Default, On the phone, Shopping, Women

SVU: Tucson Failed to Catch on with Viewers

Crazy man to woman walking to her car: Sir! Sir! There is evidence here that there has been sexual activity in this area!
Woman: (silence)
Crazy man (under breath): Lazy pig.

Parking Garage
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on March 9, 2021
Animals, Arizona, Crazies, Default, Guys, Insults, Sex

Why IUDs Exist: A Short Story

Sorority girl #1: I haven't taken my birth control in, like, five days, and I've had sex every single night. Do you think that's okay?
Sorority girl #2: Just take them all now, you should be fine.
Sorority girl #3: Let's just take shots. That should kill anything living inside of you. (to waitress) Three Jägerbombs, please.

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Overheard by: their waitress

Posted on March 7, 2021
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The True Test of Whether You Should Be Wearing Skinny Jeans

Hipster girl: Ugh, I had, like, the worst day yesterday. I was skipping on the quad, and I ripped my skinny jeans.

Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on March 3, 2021
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, New York, Students

Fifth Grade's Usually When Kids Develop Flayva

White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white?

Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey

Overheard by: Siberia

Posted on March 1, 2021
Age and ageing, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Foreigners, Memory lane, New Jersey, Questions, Race

When You're Raised by a Jewish Mother, You'll Understand.

Man drinking coffee: And that's why I always treat everything like it's going to kill me.

Ohio

Posted on February 28, 2021
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His G-String with the Elephant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Summer fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn’t even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/im_still_laughing_over_summer.html

Overheard by: also not surprised

Posted on February 28, 2021
Bimbettes, Default, Minnesota, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Stupidity, Words

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