Are the Stories About Martha Stewart As True As They Say?

Angry woman on cell: I want the fucking muffins!

Galleria Mall
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on December 29, 2020
Default, Feelings, Food, Malls, New York, Offers and requests, Women

Touche, Little Man.

30-something mom, examining mark on son's face: What happened to your face?
Four-year-old son: What happened to your face?!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on December 27, 2020
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Using a Venus Razor Does Not Make You a Goddess, Ms. Pratt

English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.

A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on December 25, 2020
Bragging, Default, Gripes, Pride, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers, Women

And Fully Prepared to Practice Law

Man on cell: I am completely incapable of original thought.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 24, 2020
Canadia, Default, Guys, On the phone, Stupidity

Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who’s the Sluttiest at McGill?

Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/

Overheard by: cybertheque

Posted on December 24, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Infidelity, Overheard at McGill, Questions, Sexuality

Either Way, Your Father's Gonna Kill You

Preppy college guy: So, the study of psychology is exactly like the teachings of Jesus…

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Heather

Posted on December 22, 2020
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For Some Reason, They Never Had Vanilla

Mr. Hon, hanging on car door: Hon! Tell mom here exactly where that swingers' club is, that I took you to on your birthday.
(wife says something unintelligible as she walks down path towards car)
Mom, sitting in car: Oh! That's where I used to buy ice cream when I was a little kid!

Public Pond
Kettering, Ohio

Posted on December 20, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, Memory lane, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sexuality

Yeah, Silently.

Girlfriend to boyfriend: We never have serious conversations anymore. It's upsetting.
Boyfriend's friend sitting with them: Well, that doesn't seem to matter, you've been fucking him since first year.

University of Virginia

Posted on December 19, 2020
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Imagine That.

Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I've never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You're kidding me, right?
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: You're so not getting a blowjob tonight.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: The white boyfriend

Posted on December 18, 2020
BJs, Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Stupidity, Technology

We'll Be Married in the Spring.

Girl to friends: I thought I was playing hard to get, but it turns out I was playing “I hate you”.

Elon University
Elon, North Carolina

Posted on December 18, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Games, Girls, North Carolina

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