Still Think It Would Be Sad If California Fell Into the Ocean?

Bimbette in line for concert: Wait, like, when is New Year's Eve? Is it the 30th or the 31st?
Boyfriend: It's the 30th. New Year's Day is the 31st.

Chain Reaction
Anaheim, California

Overheard by: oldest person at the show

Posted on August 6, 2021
Bimbettes, California, Couples, Default, Questions, Stupidity

Why All Lord Of the Flies Lectures Take Place in the Afternoon

Girl #1, after seeing Sweeney Todd: Dude, is it bad that some of those people-pies looked good? I wonder what they would taste like…
Girl #2: That's awful!
Girl #1: Too bad. Those fuckers looked tasty.
Girl #3: I told you we should have eaten before we came here.

California

Overheard by: Kayleigh

Posted on August 3, 2021
California, Default, Food, Girls, Movies, Weirdness

…You’re My Mom and I’ll Always Love You.

Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on August 2, 2021
Body parts, Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at UMBC, Weirdness

Even Those Who Didn't Have Much in the Top Department

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Posted on July 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

In Fact, He's Delicious

Captain on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, just wanted to let you know the reason this flight was delayed. The plane collided with a bird upon landing. It's no big deal; it just hit a body part. The bird is okay.

Airport
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle (who is skeptical about the well-being of the bird)