Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean “bitches” in the best possible way.
Server: When I say “bitches,” I mean “hoes.”
Plano, Texas
Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean “bitches” in the best possible way.
Server: When I say “bitches,” I mean “hoes.”
Plano, Texas
Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!
Tucson, Arizona
Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don't feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!
St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland
Overheard by: Nina
Little girl: I got powerade instead of water!
Grandma: Well that wasn't a good idea.
Little girl: I know.
McDonald's, Kalkaska, MI
Overheard by: Will Y.
Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?
Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington
Constitutional politics professor: Because the North Koreans don't even know if the world exists!
Maryland
Overheard by: loves this awkward class
Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I forgot to ask him if he's gay!
Girl #2: But you don't even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I've lost my chance…I'll wonder for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I'm old and gray, I'll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I'll try to ask him…and he'll be already on the bus, and I'll never know.
Girl #2: You're kind of a freak.
University of Delaware
Girl: I want to bake you a cake!
Boy: I don't do commitment.
Melbourne
Australia
Real estate broker/teacher to class: So tell me, in the 1770s, when Thomas Jefferson was coming up with this system, if you were to want to go from the original colonies to London, what mode of transportation would you most likely take?
Woman in the back: Horse?
Scottsdale School of Real Estate
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Mirth
