But I'm Practicing for My Wedding Night!

20-something client: How do you spell “Matthew?”
Confused staff: Matthew? As in a person's name? Like “Matthew Perry” Matthew?
20-something: Yeah, it's my middle name and I want to put it on my resume. Does it have two t's or one?

Unemployment Centre
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 15, 2018
About celebrities, Canadia, Customers, Default, Employees, Names, Questions, Words

“I'll See Ya Later, Boi” Is Code for “God Is Dead”

Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?

NWU Campus
New York City, New York

Posted on October 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Music, New York, Questions, Students

…Before They Would Give Us a Home Loan.

Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sorority types, Weirdness

Softly with Your Song, or What?

Black woman in the ER on cell: You killed him? What do you mean you “killed him”?

Chestnut Hill Hospital
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 12, 2018
Black people, Death & dying, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness, Women

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