Marriage Happens by Default in the Pacific Northwest

Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 27, 2018
Default, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, On the phone, Relationships, Washington

Tonight's Movie: Patchouli Adams

Teenage boy: They told me I smell like drugs. I don't think I smell like drugs. Do you think I smell like drugs?
Teenage girl: I don't know.
Teenage boy: Smell me, woman!

Brunswick, Maine

Posted on September 25, 2018
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College Applications Get More Personal Every Year

Middle schooler to friend: So, have you ever had anal sex with your mom?

Brighton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on September 22, 2018
Backdoor, Default, Family ties, Massachusetts, Questions, Students

Remember When I Used to Make That Joke About Internet Stock? Good Times!

Male flight attendant: Here at Southwest, we no longer accept cash, but we'll take credit cards, blood, deeds to your house… Oh, wait. Those aren't worth anything anymore. You can hang on to those.

El Paso International Airport
El Paso, Texas

Posted on September 20, 2018
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Don’t Worry– We’ll Only Use the Minorities

Boy: We could have the clones test nuclear bombs!
Girl: They’re not robots. They’re real people.
Boy: So? They still blow up.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 19, 2018
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Violence, Washington

People Take A Modest Proposal Too Literally

Bearded #20's something on cellphone: She can't just give him a baby and expect him to stay, he's going to move on. I mean we're going to be able to make babies for a long time yet!

Outside of Stir Fry Restaurant in Kingsport, TN

Posted on September 16, 2018
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“And Stop Complaining– Your Crackpipe Is Getting Cold.”

Hipster teen girl: And my mom was like '”I think I'm having a heart attack” and my dad was like “well… first, stop smoking… you can smoke pot, I don't mind, just not cigarettes.”

Long Island
New York