Boy to friends: C'mon, we're going to watch Johnny pee!
New Jersey
Overheard by: CS
Boy to friends: C'mon, we're going to watch Johnny pee!
New Jersey
Overheard by: CS
Third grader #1, pushing empty kiddie swing: I'm practicing pushing my baby.
Third grader #2: Why? You're not going to have a baby for like 55 years.
Third grader #1: But it's good to know how, just in case.
Mount Vernon, New York
Guy to girl: So when you're wearing a tampon, is it like having sex 24/7?
University of Florida
Girl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called… And I all I could say was, “you've got a friend in me…”
Friend: You are a horrible person.
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: CS
Girl to friend drinking a soda on the subway: Ooooh, you gonna go to jail. And the girls are gonna feel on your booty.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Bradog
Big guy to much smaller friend: We’re so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Guy: What do you want me to do, put my head on a diet?
Frankfort, Illinois
Overheard by: Lissa
Flight attendant: Fasten your seatbelt low and tight around your waist, like Britney Spears' pants.
Airplane
St. Louis, Missouri
Young woman: Then I read that conversation with… Oh, brain fart… You know, that news anchor? Anyway, that's when I decided unsweetened coffee was the mark of the usurper.
Hampton Bays
New York
