Why They Were Kicked Out Of the National History Museum

Gay guy, gesturing at transvestite performing onstage: I don't want to see any more boobs. Show me the dicks!
Gay friends, approving: We want dicks!

DNA Lounge
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 14, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Penis, Queers, San Francisco, Sexuality

The Hoboes Were Immaculate

Guy walking out of a narrow alley: That was the cleanest dark alley I've ever been in.

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: Maggie

Posted on November 14, 2015
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Memory lane, New Jersey

Mommy Lost Him During That Spring Break Trip to Tijuana

Mother (giving four-year-old a children’s bible): Here, find Jesus for mommy.

Doctor’s Office
Ashland, Kentucky

Overheard by: Lola

Posted on November 12, 2015
Christianity, Default, Jesus, Kentucky, Moms, Offers and requests, Religion, Stupidity, Women

Check Behind the Mexican Dentures and Under the Namibian Eyelids

Guy #1: The directions are on a green piece of paper.(fumbles around in car)
Guy #2: What the hell is this?
Guy #1: Oh shit. Long story. It's a Portugese kid's back hair.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on November 12, 2015
Body parts, Default, Guys, Hair, Kids, Overheard at Yale, Questions, Weirdness

Class: Ooooo…

Professor: So Hamlet basically just called Claudius a mother-copulator. See, I can say that. Mother-copulator.

Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on November 8, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Sexuality, Teachers, Words

Is That the Best Way to Take the Moral High Ground?

Woman #1: So, you think he is?
Woman #2: No, you don't really think he is?
Woman #3: Hell, yes! I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on November 7, 2015
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Infidelity, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness, Women

If He Dies, They’ll Probably Let You Cut All the Lines

Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.
Eight-year-old friend: How?
Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say “My friend’s dying, can we have discount tickets?”

Universal Studios
Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 6, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Kids, Money, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

To What Extent Would It Involve Nut Gathering?

University administrator: I’ve been thinking that I should start my own cult. It doesn’t have to be anything sexual. It could involve squirrels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289741685/i-do-not-like-where-this-is-going.html

Overheard by: count me in!

Posted on November 5, 2015
Animals, Default, Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

It's Implied by the First Three

Teacher: What is life really about?
Student #1: Cars!
Student #2: Love!
Student #3: Money!
Teacher: Why hasn't anyone said “sex” yet?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Irot

Posted on November 4, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Philosophy, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Texas

The Empire-Waist Plague Reaches South America.

Guy in subway: "can anyone give up a seat for this pregnant woman?" and points to door. Everyone looks at large woman who just enters.
Large woman: "I am not pregnant"
Actual pregnant woman behind her: "but I am!"

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Overheard by: Murphy

Posted on November 2, 2015
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The Empire-Waist Plague Reaches South America.