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Camden Street
London
England

Teenage girl to friends: They don't let the kids wear makeup at my sister's school! What if you're emo and you can't wear makeup? Then what?

National Ballet
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

College girl: There has to be a college around here, there's all these gays walking around!

Brattleboro, Vermont

12-year-old boy: One day, I looked in the mirror, and I had abs! It was cool!

Swim Meet
Albany, New York

Man, singing: Mall boner!

Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: amber

Girl: Will the final be all multiple choice?
Film teacher: All the questions, yes. But you'll have the option of completing the physical challenge at the end.

University of New Orleans
Louisiana

Overheard by: Nac

Foreign salesman: Oh, you have boyfriend? He enjoy this lotion very much! Yeaaah? Rubdown? (creepy nod and eyeroll)

Mall
New Hampshire

Overheard by: oh!face

Hipster to another: I take her out, she shoplifts, I go to a gay bar: it all works out.

Seattle, Washington

Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.

New Zealand

Overheard by: Bianca

Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?

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