I've Been Roaming the Earth for Years Waiting for Someone to Give Me That Answer

Man to random cute chick: When's your birthday?
Cute chick: Um, September 27th.
Man: That's Ani DiFranco's birthday!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McNasty

Posted on January 1, 2016
About celebrities, California, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, San Francisco

Some College Kids Handle Their Red Bull Addictions Better Than Others

Random guy: It's like I'm on the Pony Express or something…and I'm the pony!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on January 1, 2016
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Names

Or Come To Office Hours and I'll Show You

80-something religious studies professor: Do you all know what circumcision is? (class stares at him) Okay. Well, if you don't, don't ask here. Wait for an appropriate time and ask a friend outside of class.

Canisius College
Buffalo, New York

Posted on December 30, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Health & Hygiene, New York, Old folks, Questions, Teachers

Obama Is Tony, America Is Maria, And McCain Is Bernardo

Professor: Let's move on…let's talk about Puerto Ricans in New York. And crack. And race. Well, let's start with Obama.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: lovecollege

Posted on December 28, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Geography, Massachusetts, Names, Politics, Race, Teachers

The FDA Has Less Influence Every Year

Woman: Do you have mothballs?
CVS employee: (after thinking for a few seconds) Is that a protein bar?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Nana

Posted on December 28, 2015
Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Washington, DC, Women, Words

I'm Surprised You Were There, Ms. Chipped Nail Polish

Girl #1: You weren't even in school today, were you?
Girl #2 (with her hood up): No, 'cuz my hair is messed up!

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on December 27, 2015
Default, Girls, Hair, Ohio, Questions

Notice the Bite Marks on My Shoulder

Girl: Kelly from work just texted me.
Guy: She's the really nice one, right?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Who's the one who's not nice?
Girl: Everyone else.

Frederick, Maryland

Posted on December 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Maryland, Questions, Texting

…And the Gay Pride Parade

Bartender on smoke break: "I guess the rules don't apply to them."
Cook on smoke break: "who?"
Bartender: "that cop who just sped down the street and ran the red light."
Cook: "oh. I wasn't paying attention. Cops do what they want. They just don't give a fuck."
Fat, drunk redneck who has been sitting nearby, smoking: "cops shot my cousin in the leg. Shot him four times in the belly. He's got a bullet lodged in his spine. He's up in prison now on disability."
bartender tosses cigarette and goes inside.
Cook: "did that happen here in town?"
Redneck: "yeah, he was one of them what got shot at the parade (unintelligible) just watching the parade."
Cook, finishing cigarette:"okay, I gotta go back to work now. Stay away from cops."

Patio of Blue Nile restaurant/bar, Harrisonburg, VA