Little girl: Tomorrow will be so much funner!
Friend: “Funner” isn't a word, dummy!
Little girl: Yes it is! Funner is a word because I say so!
Friend: Why is it a word because you say so?
Little girl: Cause I'm god!
King of Prussia, Pennsyvania
Little girl: Tomorrow will be so much funner!
Friend: “Funner” isn't a word, dummy!
Little girl: Yes it is! Funner is a word because I say so!
Friend: Why is it a word because you say so?
Little girl: Cause I'm god!
King of Prussia, Pennsyvania
Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada
Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person!
University of Delaware
Overheard by: Terrance Williams
Dude: Oooh, they’re so warm. I like to put it to my ear after they get out.
Chick: Yeah… It smells like carrots.
Dude, scoffing: I don’t know what kind of carrots you’ve been eating!
Chick: The kind that smell like paper.
1401 University Boulevard
Tucson, Arizona
Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I’d take her side, but Michelle is just so… gropable!
Queen’s University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: I’ll never teee-eeell!
History teacher: The thing about school is, it's not how hard you smart.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Dorky philosophy major wearing plaid pajama pants to friends: Bad sex really makes you appreciate good masturbation.
Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland
Guy #1: Sometimes it's hard being a guy.
Guy #2: Why is that?
Guy #1: Well, I try to stay focused and get shit done, but every time a female walks by I feel obligated to turn around and check out her tits and ass. I just want to get through a project without being distracted by tits and ass.
Guy #2: Yeah, but don't you worry you might miss the world's greatest tits and ass?
Guy #1: Exactly!
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: sean
Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html
Overheard by: corwin
Crazy lady smelling like pee, in German: Then they put you in the orphanage and the children die and then they're ghosts and the government knows this! Then they make parking more expensive!
Subway
Vienna
Austria
