College girl: There has to be a college around here, there's all these gays walking around!
Brattleboro, Vermont
College girl: There has to be a college around here, there's all these gays walking around!
Brattleboro, Vermont
12-year-old boy: One day, I looked in the mirror, and I had abs! It was cool!
Swim Meet
Albany, New York
Man, singing: Mall boner!
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: amber
Girl: Will the final be all multiple choice?
Film teacher: All the questions, yes. But you'll have the option of completing the physical challenge at the end.
University of New Orleans
Louisiana
Overheard by: Nac
Foreign salesman: Oh, you have boyfriend? He enjoy this lotion very much! Yeaaah? Rubdown? (creepy nod and eyeroll)
Mall
New Hampshire
Overheard by: oh!face
Hipster to another: I take her out, she shoplifts, I go to a gay bar: it all works out.
Seattle, Washington
Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.
New Zealand
Overheard by: Bianca
Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/sex-and-city-and-family.html
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Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.
Running Track
Loganville, Georgia
Guy #1: I'm not fully gay, only a little bit gay.
Guy #2: So the frat guys interviewed me and at the end they asked me who I would rather fuck, Mario or Luigi.
Guy #3: I'd pick Luigi.
Guy #2: Yeah! I said I want Luigi because he's tall and slim.
Guy #1 to girl near him: Who would you fuck? Mario or Luigi? Wait, would you fuck Peach?
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: Danielle
