Tourist girl #1: I… just saw that guy's penis.
Tourist girl #2: Just keep on walking.
Belfast
Northern Ireland
Tourist girl #1: I… just saw that guy's penis.
Tourist girl #2: Just keep on walking.
Belfast
Northern Ireland
Metro cop addressing large crowd waiting for the orange line: Keep moving down the platform. Move down, please!
Tired tourist mom: Move down, honey.
Little girl: Why?
Tired tourist mom: Because we're sheep, that's why.
Smithsonian Station, DC Metro
Washington, DC
Laughing girl: So I was smelling his dirty socks and stuff…
Friends: What?!
Acadia University
Wolfville, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Overheard by: wondering why…
Girl to class partner, excitedly: Okay! I figured out the supply and demand for monkeys.
Guy partner: Good.
Piper High School
Sunrise, Florida
Overheard by: an art student
Enthusiastic science teacher: And do you know what you're eating when you eat an apple? (pause) Fruit ovaries!
High School Biology Class
Rhode Island
Middle-aged soccer mom pointing at painting of Truman Capote: Oh! I know who that is! Ernest fucking Hemingway, piece of shit!
The Andy Warhol Museum
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Miss A
Clueless girl: My computer has a virus.
Computer geek: You need an external hard drive to transfer the files you want to keep.
Clueless girl: Can't I just transfer it to another computer?
Computer geek: No, the virus will spread.
Clueless girl: (blank stare)
Computer geek: Its like fucking someone with AIDS.
Los Angeles, California
Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html
Overheard by: woof
Coed #1: So we're finally officially dating. I mean it's been, like, six months!
Coed #2: Great! That's moving forward!
Coed #1: Yeah. He said the first six months I was on “dating probation” and now I'm on “girlfriend probation.” His friend got drunk at the bar and was all like “what, you haven't made her official yet?” so he's like, “you have my friend to thank for this.”
UNCG
Greensboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Put him on boyfriend probation
Young Spanish guy: So yeah, I met up with my ex Becky last night, we ended up having sex behind the pharmacy.
Young white guy: I asked you to come hang out yesterday but you said you had your grandpa's funeral!
Young Spanish guy: I did have the funeral, but that was in the morning.
Young white guy: So you had time to fuck Becky behind the pharmacy but no time to hang out with me? Besides, you said you were close to your grandpa. Shouldn't you have been mourning?
Young Spanish guy: So… does this mean I don't get a high five?
Young white guy: *grudgingly high fives*.
Movie Theatre, Ottawa
Canada
Overheard by: Ash
