It Was a Dance Craze Through Most Of the 80's

Law professor, lecturing on sexual abuse: I've had more men shake their weenies at me than I care to count.

Humboldt State University
Arcata, California

Posted on October 23, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Penis, Teachers, Weirdness

I Need More Channels on My TV

Girl #1: I never saw what you saw in him.
Girl #2: Yeah, you're right. I was bored. It's like the whole “never go grocery shopping hungry” thing–I guess one should never jump into a relationship when bored or lonely.

Coffeehouse
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Sweet Tea

Posted on October 22, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Restaurants

Does That Ever Work on Black People?

Leathery hobo to passing students: One of you white-ass, livin’-inside motherfuckers owes me a dollar!

Austin, Texas

Posted on October 22, 2015
Default, Gripes, Hobos, Money, Race, Texas, Threats

In the Meantime, Enjoy My Banjo Playing and Complimentary Hoedown

Overly chipper male flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure that your tray tables are up and your seat backs are in the most uncomfortable position possible, we're fixin' to move this thing!

BWI Airport
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: no longer cares that his flight was delayed

Posted on October 21, 2015
Default

I Fear Your Slovenly Appearance Is Affecting Cookie Sales

Girl scout to 20-ish woman: Did you even shave this week?

UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: J

Posted on October 21, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions

I'd Scream, “Holy Shit!”

Blond Christian girl #1: So, like, what if like when Jesus comes, you're in the bathroom? Like, what do you do?
Blond Christian girl #2: Oh, wow…that would suck.

Dallas, Texas