Tourist mom: What would Carol think of all this?
Seven-year old son: Her name is Coral, and I told you we broke up!
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Tourist mom: What would Carol think of all this?
Seven-year old son: Her name is Coral, and I told you we broke up!
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Student: If none of this is going to be on the exam, why are we devoting a class to it?
Professor: Because I find it interesting, and you have to listen to me.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
20-something #1: She's got fuckin' guns pointed at her vagina.
20-something #2: What?
20-something #1: No, dude. Seriously.
Palms, California
Woman eating breakfast: He's been so much better since I had his balls removed!
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: i see vern
Girl #1 (super cheerfully): I learned that from Spiderman 3!
Girl #2: Gah! (quietly, while walking away) Why don't you just shut up?
Girl #1 (whining under her breath): Why don't you listen to meeeeeeee?
Pottery Class, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Just Me
Skinny female lifeguard to friend: Sometimes I don't yell at the fat kids for running at the pool, 'cause I figure it's good exercise for them.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Alyssa
Flight attendant: Please refrain from smoking for the rest of your life.
Flight over Denver, Colorado
30-something girl: Hi, James!
20-something guy: Where do I know you from?
30-something girl: Remember we met on that bench?
20-something guy: Oh, yeah! You're that really cool old person!
University of Washington, Seattle
Adorable four-year-old girl: I saw Joe Biden's house today!
Dad to friend: Yeah, I told her that because I couldn't bear telling her that Dick Cheney lived there…
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