Obviously Not

Student #1: I have to go to class.
Student #2: Which one?
Student #1: Quantum physics.
Student #2: Is that where you go back in time to set right what once went wrong?

Georgia Southern University

Overheard by: Sydney

Posted on August 1, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

Thankfully I've Brought Enough for the Class

Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet's “To be or not to be…”: So now you all need a Valium…count on me to ruin your day.

English Lit Class
Anchorage, Alaska

Overheard by: Rosencrantz

Posted on August 1, 2015
Alaska, Books, Class, Default, Names, Offers and requests, Teachers

She Has Everything I've Always Wanted, and a Little Something More

Suit on cell: Oh, did I tell you I met someone? (pause) Her name is Brian.

Civic Center Farmer's Market
San Francisco, California

Posted on August 1, 2015
California, Default, Names, On the phone, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Suits

Because I Sure Do, As Those of You Who Are My Facebook Friends Know

Physics professor: What do you do to amuse yourselves? You don't play with yourselves?

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on August 1, 2015
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Leisure, Masturbation, Questions, Teachers, Words

Some Men Go Through Their Midlife Crisis Prematurely

Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html

Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul

Posted on August 1, 2015
Bragging, Default, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis

Yes, Those Lips, Too

Female suit on cell: I did all sorts of raunchy stuff with red lipstick…

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on August 1, 2015
Default

We'll Evaluate It on Our Standard Scale Later

Tourist girl #1: I… just saw that guy's penis.
Tourist girl #2: Just keep on walking.

Belfast
Northern Ireland

Posted on August 1, 2015
Default

As Evidenced by the Last Election

Metro cop addressing large crowd waiting for the orange line: Keep moving down the platform. Move down, please!
Tired tourist mom: Move down, honey.
Little girl: Why?
Tired tourist mom: Because we're sheep, that's why.

Smithsonian Station, DC Metro
Washington, DC