Ballplayers' Demands Get Stranger Every Year

Young man to two female friends: If we go on that ride and his underwear aren't wet at the end, I am making him trade me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/378462613/thats-a-pretty-bum-deal-for-other-guy.html

Overheard by: it's a deal!

Posted on July 2, 2015
Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Queers, Sexuality, Undies, Wishes

Tonight's Movie: Saving Privates for Ryan

Girl, responding to friend hitting her on the butt: Oh my god!! I'm never trusting you with my privates again!

Fairfax, California

Overheard by: slovett

Posted on July 1, 2015
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And Have an Orgy to Celebrate– Right, Mommy?

Seven-year-old daughter, confused: Mommy, why's the play called Murder on the Ides?
Mom: Well, it's about Julius Caesar, a Roman leader. See, in this country, when we don't like our leader anymore, we vote 'em out. But the Romans…
Seven-year-old daughter, excitedly: Oh! Oh! They kill them!!

Colgate University
Madison County, New York

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on July 1, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Girls, History, Kids, Moms, New York, Pop culture, Women

Tonight on Birthdayzillas

Eight-year-old boy: So, is the birthday party going to be fun?
Six-year-old girl: Yeah!
Eight-year-old boy: Who knows? It could be a disaster!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/441497736/is-it-too-late-to-uninvite-her.html

Overheard by: working hard to make it a fun party.

Posted on July 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

So I Filled Out an Application to Become a Fag Hag

Eight-year-old: I have two boyfriends. One is a cheater and one is a user.
Surprised aunt: What?
Eight-year-old: Yes. One is cheating on me and didn't think I would find out, and the other one is using me to make another girl jealous. So I guess I don't have any boyfriends.

Virginia

Overheard by: Forget taking relationship advice from my peers

Posted on July 1, 2015
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Not As Fun As Quiet Contemplation Of Our Lord's Bounty, But Close

Middle-aged African American bus driver: So what if she is? I wear heels and I'm 5′8″. I wear them to church.
Prim-looking Caucasian female passenger: Oh, but at least at church you're sitting down.
Middle-aged African American bus driver: Oh no, honey. I'm up singing and dancing. I go to a black church. We get our praise on.
Prim-looking Caucasian female passenger (after uncomfortable pause): That sounds fun.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/370559900/enthusiasm-is-scary.html

Overheard by: yes it does