Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.
Bellingham, Washington
Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.
Bellingham, Washington
Guy on cell: I know of at least two plant and four fish species that could do my job just as well… Now, the fish just came in with touchscreen technology.
Covington, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jesus Freak
Young black hipster guy to group of hipster friends: So I saw these fat gay guys, and I was like “What the fuck?! Fat guys can't be gay!”
BPCC
Bossier City, Louisiana
Overheard by: Oh really?
Man #1: How’s your wife?
Man #2: How should I know?
Man #1: What do you mean: “How should I know?”? She’s your wife! Don’t you talk to her?
Man #2: Not since she got the restraining order on me.
Huxley, Iowa
Overheard by: Hondo
Mom: Do you want to take your coat off?
Toddler: Go to hell!
Wal-Mart
Hendersonville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Tanner
Blonde on cell: We got a nice hotel room for our cat.
Montgomery and California
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Girl on cell: I think the relationship really started going downhill when he took Western Australia from me.
Seattle, Washington
Little boy: You used to have a pocket knife, mommy!
Mother, laughing nervously: No, I didn’t!
Little boy: Yes you did! You used to!
Nervous mother: No, I never did! I never had a pocket knife! Please don’t tell the police that!
YMCA
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Muffin
Woman on cell: I know! I’m going to testify in court tomorrow for him so he doesn’t go to jail for ten years. The least he can do is give me ride home!
Red line metro
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Mary
Large black man to smaller black man: I'm tellin' ya- you'll feel a lot better if you stop tryin' to eat that dog!
Austin, Texas
