Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.
Aurora, Colorado
Overheard by: Leevee
Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.
Aurora, Colorado
Overheard by: Leevee
Guy going to study for finals: I’m kinda scared to sit in a cubicle alone… by myself… Alone with my thoughts. Not good.
PCL Library
University of Texas at Austin
30-something woman to couple making out: Y'all need Jesus.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Reporter, at man's house after he hit someone at a kids' soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Little boy to little sister, on very snowy day: You know what snow is, right?
Little sister: God's dandruff?
Little boy, after short pause: Yes, yes it is.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Overheard by: Julia
Mother, when crosswalk starts making sounds: Do you hear that sound, kids? It's to let deaf people know it is safe to cross the street.
Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Cameron
Loud woman #1: My friend is on that. When you fart, it makes you shit oil.
Loud woman #2: Really?
Loud woman #1: Yup, you shit oil and grease.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/08/exxonmobil-is-now-in-pharmaceuticals.html
Overheard by: grossed out
Chick in hoodie: I think they prefer to be called “little people.”
Preppy guy: When you're hiring them for a sex act I'm pretty sure it's okay to call them midgets.
Landmark Diner
Port Washington, New York
Overheard by: Hunter (aka
Student to friend: When she painted the banana, or vice-versa.
Colby-Sawyer College
New Hampshire
Overheard by: J.McC
Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that's true.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469668093/keep-going.html
Overheard by: invisiblepilot
