Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!
Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania
Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!
Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania
Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!
Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Dawn
Friend #1: God! Old people get so pissy when they don't get their obituaries on time.
Friend #2: Why?
Friend #1: Because they want to know which of their friends has died that week.
Friend #2: Oh, so it's like Facebook for the elderly!
Memorial Hospital
Sudbury
Ontario, Canadia
Overheard by: Dani
Customer to cashier: I love that name, “Sierra.” My parents were going to name me Sierra Dawn if I was a girl, because they really wanted their last child to finally be a girl. But I wasn't. Now I use Sierra as my drag name.
West Hollywood, California
Man on cell, worried: Oh, no… a highway collision? Who was at fault? (pause, then looks relieved) Oh, good!
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Akuaku
Guy: Wouldn't it be funny if she was actually selling her baby down in Mexico, and she ended up on 48 Hours Mystery, and we could say we knew her when?
Girl: I don't think you understand comedy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/09/couple-discussing-friends-vacation.html
Overheard by: tim
(two guys peeing next to each other at the urinals)
Pretty boy #1: I think I have sensitive wrists.
Pretty boy #2: You have sensitive nipples!
Bowling Alley Bathroom
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: Liz
Teacher to student, referring to someone who dropped the class: I'm sorry. I keep accidentally doing your husband. (slight pause, while she ponders the situation) It's too bad he stopped coming, now I can't do you both at the same time anymore.
Henderson
Henderson, Nevada
Conductor over PA: Forge Park, last stop. Please look around you and take all of your belongings. If you leave anything behind… We like tens and twenties.
Commuter Rail
Franklin, Massachusetts
