I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

Not to Mention Bourbon Sprawl

Teacher: Does anyone know how many people live in Chicago?
Student: I think it's like 7 million.
Teacher, looking at student awkwardly: I'm not quite sure it's that many.
Student: Well, that's not counting all the proverbs…

College
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Julie

Posted on October 9, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Education, Illinois, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

It Just Pops Out

Law student: She just gets all boner-fied about civil procedure.

Mississippi College School of Law

Posted on October 2, 2018
Crimes, Education, Gripes, Mississippi, Penis, Students

And, to Be Fair, I Borrowed Them from Some Girl on the Bus

Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html

Overheard by: mitch

Posted on September 27, 2018
Education, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Undies

Why Are Guys So Afraid Of Making a Full Colon Committment?

Bearded guy: So, I've been really getting into, like, semicolons.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 9, 2018
Canadia, Education, Guys, Philosophy, Weirdness

Surpised, but Not Offended

English poetry professor: Would you be offended if I hanged myself right now?

University of Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: awesomepossum

Posted on September 2, 2018
Canadia, Death & dying, Education, Questions, Teachers

Ah Well, You Can Always Become President.

Professor: Isaac Newton, on his deathbed, was proud to announce that he was a virgin. So if any of you want to be famous scientists, you are going to have to be willing to make a few sacrifices.
Girl, raising hand: Um.
Professor: Oh, is it too late?

De Anza Community College
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl loves physics