How You Know You Watch Too Much Porn

Acting professor: Give me an action that would be the motivation for a police officer to ask somebody for their license and registration.
Student: … He wants her number?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 9, 2017
Connecticut, Education, Teachers

The Cherry Poppin' Daddies Are on Tour Again

Teacher, on first day of school: So, did anything particularly exciting happen during your vacation?
Loud teenage girl at back of room: I lost my virginity… three times!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 23, 2017
Canadia, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Teens, Virginity

Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts

Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on December 28, 2016
California, Class, Default, Education, Gender issues, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

Or I'll Be Red with Embarassment.

Professor: The emotional impact of one story is greater than the story of many people.
Student: Isn't that what Stalin said?
Professor: Um. Sort of the same sentiment. But I really hope that is my last parallel to Stalin.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2016
Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington

Margaret Manheim Could Never Catch a Break

Professor: All right. I'm going to start giving the papers back in reverse alphabetical order from last time.
Whispering girl: Damn it! I hate my life.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 3, 2016
Class, Default, Education, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Weirdest Episode Of Sesame Street Ever

30-something black man on cell: I don't know if I'll finish in time, but I think I can still make it work.
20-something black guy walking past: It's “ain't”. As in “I ain't gonna get this shit done, so fuck all y'all!” Damn! You talkin' like a fool, brotha. (shakes head)

Savannah, Georgia