Whether This Is a Turn-on or a Turn-off Says a Lot About Her As a Woman

Drunk white guy making out with Indian girl, shouting at a guy with Christian slogans: Oi! Oi! Christians fuck off!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 20, 2015
Christianity, Drunks, England, Insults, Weirdness

Who Also Happens to Be My Husband.

Teen mum #1 with baby in pushchair: Ah! Lovely baby boy! Who's the father?
Teen mum #2 with baby in pushchair: That scumbag from the pub a few months back.

Clothes Store
Dartford
England

Posted on July 16, 2015
England, Insults, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Stores, Teens

Laziest. Robbers. Ever.

Student: No, we're not wearing clown masks. I don't want to have to make the effort.

Sixth Form College
England

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on July 14, 2015
Character, Clothes, England, Students, Wishes

See? You're Obviously a New Yorker!

Nigerian guy, joking: Ha ha! Yeah, it's probably because I am black, hey.
American girl: Oh my god, you can't say that! You have to say “African-American.”
Nigerian guy: But I'm not African-American; I'm Nigerian. I suppose you could say “African”?
American girl: No, look, we learned it in elementary school! It's “African-American”!
Nigerian guy: Okay… So you're Scandinavian, by that rationale.
American girl: No, I'm American! You're African-American!
English guy: Please shut the fuck up.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: TopCat

Posted on July 13, 2015
Education, England, Foreigners, Girls, Guys, Insults, Race, Stupidity, Words

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1, singing: Fill my hole, fill my hole, fill my hole, fuh-uh-illlll my hole!
Very drunk 20-something in miniskirt #2#: Becky*! Don't sing that!
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1#, singing off key: But I just waaaaant you to fuh-illll mah ho-alll!
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #2# to passing man: She's training to be a vet. She's not usually like this, she's had a bit too much to drink.
Man: Yeah… She wants someone to fill her hole.
Very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt #1#: I'm not drunk!
Man: I believe you.
(very drunk 20-something girl in miniskirt 1# holds hand over mouth and impressively sprays vomit in five directions)
Very drunk 20-something in miniskirt #2#: Becky*, I think we're going to have to get a taxi…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 10, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, England, Etiquette, Sex, Stupidity, Wishes

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

20-something drunk girl, pointing at traffic lights, to friends: Shhhh! We have to be quiet! This is where the dwarf lives!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 8, 2015
Animals, Drunks, England, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

An Equation That Changes After Puberty

Mom to young daughter: No, you don't get a lollipop just because you're wearing underwear.

Dulwich Village
London
England

Overheard by: Didn't get a lollipop either

Posted on July 4, 2015
England, Food, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Undies

Also Why Children Love the Berenstein Bears

Teen girl to teen friends: I wish I was mixed race–not really black. I mean, you're brown all year round.

Nottingham
England

Overheard by: Johnny

Posted on June 30, 2015
England, Friends, Girls, Race, Stupidity, Teens, Wishes

Getting Fucked Also Temporarily Disconnects One's Gaydar

Hippie teenage girl: He's such a screaming campy queer, I thought he was gay–but he's not! At least, he doesn't seem gay when he's fucking you. He does all the rest of the time, though.

Hither Green
London
England

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on June 29, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Girls, Hippies, Sex, Sexuality, Teens

…And If You Have Any Train-Driving Experience, Please Report to the Front Car.

Conductor: Welcome on board the 4:15 service to Wolverhampton, calling at Smethwick, Sandwell and… Oh god, my head… (mic cuts out for a while) Sandwell… and Dudley, and Wolverhampton… (breathes heavily, deep sigh, mic cuts out again)

Birmingham to Wolverhampton Train
England

Overheard by: xSJBx

Posted on June 23, 2015
Conductors, England, Headaches, Public transportation, Train, Weirdness