Maybe British Pizza.

Construction worker eating pizza: So basically, pizza is just glorified cheese on toast.

Hatton Garden
London
England

Overheard by: Katy Out To Lunch

Posted on September 26, 2017
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, England, Food

Even the Gardeners Wear Suits in Connecticut

Angry suit on phone: Listen, I don't care what you think, if you don't think I'm doing a good job, don't fucking ask me to work for you! (pause) No! No! No! I don't care, I'm doing more important things right now! (pause) I'm buying plant food!

CVS
Connecticut

Overheard by: Guy

Posted on September 20, 2017
Connecticut, Default, Feelings, Food, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Stores, Suits

What Passes for Foreplay in Utah

Bored woman on cell: Wow, you have a lot of potatoes.

Airport
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: … What?!

Posted on September 8, 2017
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Utah, Weirdness, Women

Or, Rather, Your Failure to Step There

Guy: She makes her own salsa, too! And God, it’s good. Almost better than sex with a stranger, though I wouldn’t know what that was like.
Girl: I’m also a salsa maker.
Guy, laughing: Well, hello random…
Girl: No, we were talking about your mom making salsa… Until your side-trip to stranger-sex-land.

Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Jeff

Posted on September 7, 2017
California, Food, Friends, Gossip

“Thou Shalt Not Gelati,” It Says

Wife in line at water ice stand: I want a gelati!
Husband: They don't have any gelati. What do you want?
Wife: I want a gelati!
Husband: But they don't have any gelati!
Wife, pointing to menu, where it says gelati: What's this?
Husband: Rules.

Ambler, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Gracie

Posted on September 7, 2017
Couples, Food, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stupidity

As Well As a Yumminess Thing

Black girl on one side: We look like an Oreo!
White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.

Outside Harvard Medical School
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on August 10, 2017
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Race, Students, Whiteys

We Don't Get Enough Fiber in Our Diets, Anyway

Hipster guy: Hey guys, this shirt's 100% organic. This shirt's made outta food! (quiet pause)
Hipster guy's friend: That is like, amazing.

Clothing Boutique
British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Lauren.

Posted on August 6, 2017
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Fashion, Food, Friends, Guys, Hipsters, Stores

Although McDonald's Menu Is More Like Scat Porn

Cute, hungry 20-something: I love menus, they're like porn.

SEPTA Bus
Philadelhia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by:

Posted on July 16, 2017
Bus, Compare and contrast, Food, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Porn

We Believe That’s “Poofed”

Little girl looking at display of puffed wheat snacks: What’s the difference between puffed and fried?
Mom: Puffed is better for you, so you can eat more of them.
Little girl: But I don’t like puffed.
Dad: Puffed is gay.

Crossroads Market
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on July 8, 2017
Canadia, Food, Kids, Parents

And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches

Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.

Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 24, 2017
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Food, Old folks, Politics, Restaurants, Sensory experiences, Texas, Women

Food