Chick: No, Spencer, you don’t have to lick your penis to let everyone know that you’re here!
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Drunk guy in apartment hallway
Girl to friend: You know a little too much. Just like your abortion thing the other day!
Friend: What?
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Girl: When I see small children, I feel like I owe my mother an apology.
Baltimore, MD
Overheard by: Ren
Chick: I had a friend who thought she was really depressed for years, but it turned out it was just a yeast infection in all of her organs. This could be you.
Woods Hole, Massachusetts
Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke
Freshman guy: It's been in my mouth for almost a minute now, and I'm still not sure what it is.
Freshman girl: Scary thought, isn't it?
Dining Hall, Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl: No, isn’t Macbeth the one where she gets her husband to kill Macbeth?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/
Overheard by: Stu
20-something girl to friend: Why are there needles in my bible?
Orlando, Florida
Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…
High School
Missouri
Overheard by: Jacob
Girl to friends in line for bathroom: That's going to be the next chapter of the book: Boys Who Text But Won't Have Sex!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/dont-blame-me-it-wasnt-my-turn-to-post.html
Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC
Girl: Wait, they had strippers at the baby shower?!
University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida
