Girls

Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial.
Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying “vagina.”

Connecticut

Overheard by: ernaynay

Drunk girl at pub table: It's just that guys get sex changes all the time and then realize it's not so fun. They just think it'd be awesome to have boobs.

London
England

Overheard by: Grew her own boobs.

Five-year-old: Is Michael Jackson real?
Teenage sister, exasperatedly: Yes! How many times do we have to have this conversation?!

Margate, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris S.

Brunette: I'm like a total vegetarian. Except I like chicken, and beef. And sometimes I eat bacon with my breakfast.
Blonde: Are you for real?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Vastly Amused

Girl to friends: Of course guys are better at math and science than girls are, they have more time to work on it!

Dining Hall, Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: what?

Chick: How can free will and divine preordination coexist?
Dude: Smack da shit out dat ho?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Sorority girl #1: What did he die from?
Sorority girl #2: Cancer.
Sorority girl #1: Gawd! Cancer sucks!

CVS
Charlottesville, Indiana

College girl: And spectacularly, there is cheese.

Denver, Colorado

Ditzy female student #1: How cute is it that she can bend all the way over with her elbows on the floor?
Ditzy female student #2: I know! Do you think she'll teach us how to do it?
Ditzy female student #1: Yeah! And then we can get someone to take a photo!

Murdoch University
Perth
Australia