Wheeee!

Girl #1: How come I always feel drunk whenever you're drunk?
Girl #2: I don't know.
Girl #1: I think we're drunk cycling together!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on June 7, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Questions

Your Editors Hate to Fly Anymore

Girl #1: A baby exploded on me today.
Girl #2: Did you just say “exploded”?
Girl #1: Yeah.
Girl #2: Ew!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on June 7, 2023
Girls, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Words

The “Everything” Bagel Really Does Have Everything

Girl to sister: The cheese is so good! It tastes like chicken!

Parenra
Houston, Texas

Posted on June 6, 2023
Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Sensory experiences, Siblings, Texas

I Mean, I Gotta Get My Orgasm Somewhere, Right?

Girl on phone: Yeah, he couldn’t get it up, so we just watched Schindler’s List instead.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on June 5, 2023
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Erections, Girls, Leisure, Movies, On the phone, Words

Crap –I Hate Eighteenth-Century Make-Believe

Nine-year-old girl, planning game: So he’ll be the priest, and you can be the wet nurse.

Mount Vernon, New York

Posted on June 4, 2023
Games, Girls, Kids, Leisure, New York, Offers and requests, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

Family Reunions Are a Bit Different in Canadia

Girl to friend: I know, it'll be so uncomfortable I can't wait! Though if someone licks me this time I'm not gonna be okay with it.

Red Deer
Canadia

Overheard by: Intrigued

Posted on June 4, 2023
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Weirdness

Sometimes They Play Backup with Paperclip Castanets

Clarinet girl: I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Friend: Oh my god! What?
Clarinet girl: Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it. And the boys above us creep at our window.
Friend: Oh… interesting.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/272573283/something-about-this-doesnt-seem-right.html

Overheard by: Glad I don't live near them… And glad I wasn't stuck with either of them as a roommate.

Posted on June 2, 2023
Dancing, Friends, Girls, Kink, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness

We Had No Idea What They Were, Either.

Short girl: So, what do you do with the pen cap condoms?
Much taller girl: Okay, you take them…and you throw them out.
Short girl: You don't like…reuse them or something?
Much taller girl, smiling: Do you reuse normal condoms?
(short girl laughs)
Much taller girl, seriously: Don't just wash those and reuse them.

Onteora HS
Boiceville, New York

Overheard by: Toasted

Posted on June 1, 2023
Condoms, Default, Girls, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Weirdness

…and the Circle of Life Continued

Chick: So like three weeks ago, after I gave birth, we went to this club…

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on May 26, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Dad Still Isn't Talking to Me

Girl: T9 is responsible for so many mishaps. Once I tried to text someone “thanks for helping me”. Instead I typed “thanks for humping me.” It was bad!

Tacoma, Washington

Posted on May 25, 2023
Girls, Texting, Washington, Weirdness, Words

Girls

We Had No Idea What They Were, Either.