Girls

Girl #1: I think he’s a nice guy.
Girl #2: Nice is the ultimate mediocrity.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/minnesota_mediocrity.html

Overheard by: girl in scrubs

Girl on phone: No, I’m sure she didn’t mean that… No, really, you must have taken it wrong… No! Trust me, I’m sure when she called you a whore she didn’t mean it that way!

Grand Valley State University
Allendale, Michigan

Overheard by: breakin-laker

Guy: Hey, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah! We can sit in the front row and masturbate!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/10/as-though-ejaculating-at-that-christina-aguilera-concert-wasnt-enough/

Overheard by:

Chick: Yeah, no one has syphilis anymore. Everyone has chlamydia now.

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina

Girl on cell: I don’t care how many times you fuck him. He’s your brother, and it’s still wrong!

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Chick: So… You know when you were little and you used to leave beer and cookies for Santa?

Palo Alto High School
Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: the governor

Male neighbor: Hey, how ya doin’?
Female visitor: Not so good.
Male neighbor: What’s wrong? Girl problems? Something with your hoochie-koochie?

Lake Tapps, Washington

Overheard by: baker98391

Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?

Frisco, Texas

Overheard by: Abs

HS girl: He was killing us, but in a fun way.

Chino High School
Chino, California

Overheard by: yes

Meathead: Those guys are steroid monkeys.
Girl: Oh… So, you don’t do steroids?
Meathead: No, girl, I eat grilled chicken.

1400 East 6th Street
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: dana