Ours Has Mange

Chick #1: Were you the one that just put Fun-Fur-All over her living room ceiling?
Chick #2: Not recently. Why?

Commercial Drive
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Vangirl

Posted on October 28, 2017
Canadia, Clients, Gossip

She’s Starting to Enjoy Having Poop Flung at Her

Italian man on cell: Well, maybe she’ll find some nice Scandinavian boy as opposed to those monkeys she’s been dating.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/hey_monkeys_are_cool.html

Overheard by: wondering where she meets available monkeys

Posted on October 23, 2017
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

I Don’t Think the Porn Mass Is Ever Going to Win Vatican Approval

Woman: … And he walked down the church aisle and just started licking himself!

King of Prussia Mall
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Zofie

Posted on October 18, 2017
Gossip, Ladies who lunch, Pennsylvania

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

The Key to Fame Is Setting Yourself Apart

Guy on cell: Oh, so you’re the one who likes horseshoe crabs!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: patricia

Posted on October 3, 2017
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Just a Silent High Five

Hot young suit #1: What happened with your girlfriend?
Hot young suit #2: I manipulated her into a false sense of security, then rooted her, then dumped her — same as I did with Mandy. [After a pause] I’m not looking for praise.

Theatre
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Rosebyanothername

Posted on September 17, 2017
Australia, Gossip, Suits

Or, Rather, Your Failure to Step There

Guy: She makes her own salsa, too! And God, it’s good. Almost better than sex with a stranger, though I wouldn’t know what that was like.
Girl: I’m also a salsa maker.
Guy, laughing: Well, hello random…
Girl: No, we were talking about your mom making salsa… Until your side-trip to stranger-sex-land.

Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Jeff