Unless You Count Facebook Status Updates

Suit #1: So you live in the Watergate.
Suit #2: I do. The famous Watergate complex.
Suit #1: It's famous?
Suit #2: Yeah–the Nixon scandal and everything.
Suit #1: Oh–I don't really follow current events.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on November 3, 2020
Default, Eavesdrop DC, History, Politics, Questions, Stupidity, Suits

Behind the Wheel, Sure

Girl (reading inspirational quote): “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.” (pause) Helen Keller. (to friend) Wasn’t she, like, a killer?

Indigo Bookstore
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Sunissa

Posted on September 17, 2020
Canadia, Default, Girls, History, Idiots, Names, Philosophy, Stores, Stupidity

Later, They’d Vomit Up Quarters

Drunk girl #1: I’m Wells Fargo!
Drunk girl #2: Really? I’m Wells Fargo, too!
(they gleefully skip off together)

Pearl St Mall
Boulder, Colorado

Posted on September 7, 2020
Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, History, Malls, Movies

That's Obviously the Isaiah Washington Memorial

Middle-aged wife: Oh, honey, look! It's the George Jefferson memorial.
Middle-aged husband: Seriously. You are such an idiot.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on September 5, 2020
Couples, Eavesdrop DC, History, Insults, Stupidity

A Dicktatorship?

Professor: So Russia had this really phallus-oriented system of government…

University
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on July 6, 2020
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Education, Gender issues, History, Penis, Stupidity, Teachers

Unlike My Grading Scale

Professor: The guillotine was humane. It was just humane many thousands of times.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on June 22, 2020
Class, Default, History, Murder, Ohio, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Yes, But It's Pronounced “Canadia”

Professor: Back then they actually had Hell located on the map. It was in the north.
Student: In Canada?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 12, 2020
Connecticut, Education, Geography, History, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Who's Going As Pontius Pilate of Nottingham?

Bimbette, looking at halloween costumes online with her boyfriend: Oh, look! You can go as Robin Hood and I'll be Mary Magdalene!

RIC College
Providence, Rhode Island

Posted on December 12, 2019
Bimbettes, Books, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, History, Rhode Island, Stupidity

With Dresden As a Possible Exception

Professor: Well, they had Nazis, but those aren’t exactly lighting fixtures.

Theatre Class, SUNY
Geneseo, New York

Overheard by: Jeni

Posted on July 31, 2019
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, History, Politics, Teachers

Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs

Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?

Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself

Posted on July 20, 2019
Bimbettes, Class, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Education, History, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Religion, Stupidity, Teachers

History