I Have Standards; They're Just Substandard

Sorority girl #1: Yeah, I'd give him a blow job him if he gave me $100.
Sorority girl #2: So you'd prostitute yourself for low 3 figures?
Sorority girl #1: No! It's not like I would ever have sex with him, no matter how much he paid me! He's disgusting!

Indiana University Southeast

Posted on October 29, 2010
BJs, Character, Indiana, Money, Sexuality, Sorority types, Stupidity

Your Hair Totally Spoiled the Sodomy

Gay #1, to gay #2 in passing: Your hair's getting so long!
Gay #2: Thanks!
Gay #1, cheerfully: It wasn't a compliment!

Muncie, Indiana

Posted on July 17, 2010
Compliments, Hair, Indiana, Queers

Of Condoms?

College guy, shouting out window: She makes me jealous. She's so hot!
Friend, mumbling: 48-pack!

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on July 14, 2010
Beauty, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Indiana

Um, Why Is the Horn Down Your Pants?

Bus driver: So, I heard the last 9 bus was full and a lot of you had to wait for this one. If you're angry about it, you can honk this bus' horn. Really. I don't want you leaving here mad at Bloomington transit.

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Honked the Horn

Posted on March 20, 2010
Bus drivers, Indiana, Offers and requests, Public transportation

…And Be Granted Three Wishes.

Guy to girl: If I had an iPhone I wouldn't need a girlfriend, I would just rub that…

Valparaiso University
Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser

Posted on February 13, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Gadgets, Girls, Guys, Indiana, Sex

Some Biology Teachers Really Know How to Make Learning Fun

Girl wearing “save a horse, ride a bride” t-shirt, during bachelorette party: I loved the penis toss!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Kevin Gordish

Posted on January 10, 2010
Girls, Indiana, Penis, Sex, Weirdness

The Difference Between Long-term and Short-term Thinking, Encapsulated

Girlfriend: How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant?
Boyfriend: Are you pregnant? Because if you are, I'm cumin' in you.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on December 27, 2009
Couples, Cum, Feelings, Indiana, Pregnancy, Questions

Reader Survey: What's Going on Here?

Man, chasing girlfriend after party was busted: Bitch, where is my money? Bitch! Where is my money?
Girlfriend: You can't go to jail again, get in my trunk!

Bloomington, Indiana

Posted on December 7, 2009
Couples, Crimes, Indiana, Insults, Money, Offers and requests

At Least Not Without an Audience

Waiter #1: We need to get this shit done and get out of here.
Waiter #2: Yep. I need to get to the bar. Molly's not gonna fuck herself tonight.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on October 19, 2009
Baristas, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness, Wishes

Are We Giving Or Receiving?

Older man: You kids gonna come out and play?
Kid: Play what?
Older man: Cornhole.

Indiana

Posted on July 30, 2009
Backdoor, Games, Guys, Indiana, Kids, Questions, Weirdness