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Girl: Dude, Wikipedia “Rasputin” and ctrl+f “penis.”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on November 8, 2009
Girls, History, Illinois, Internet, Names, Penis, Weirdness

Or Clean Up the Blood Again

Girl #1: So my mom is getting married to that guy she met on the internet.
Girl #2: Internet? He might be a serial killer!
Girl #1: Yeah, but she lives in Florida, so at least I don't have to hear about it.

Bathrooms
Cinema, Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Murder, Parenting, Relationships, Restroom

Next Thing You Know, You've Blogged Yourself 5-10 With Good Behavior

Big, sweaty man: No, you need to stay offa that Facebook, offa that MySpace, because when they need evidence, that's where they look first.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: slightly suspicious

Posted on September 10, 2009
Advice, Crimes, Guys, Internet, MySpace, Ohio

Mostly Just Between the Sheets.

Girl: So we decided to be friends.
Friend: Wait, in real life or on Facebook?

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: krr

Posted on July 9, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Friends, Girls, Internet, Questions, Relationships, Rhode Island

I Find the Current Lend-Lease Arrangement Quite Satisfactory

Guy: I am making this shitty 50% less sodium Progresso chicken noodle soup. Tastes like penis!
Girl: Always an appealing taste.
Guy: If I ever get a twitter, that's my first status.
Girl: I'm tempted to get one. (pause) A twitter, not a penis.

University of Kansas

Posted on May 22, 2009
Birds, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Internet, Kansas, Penis

Does That Pole Make Me Look Fat?

Girl in stall: Hi, can you put mom on the phone? (pause) Hey mom, yeah, it's me…next time you're online, go to my Facebook page and check out the pictures of me at the strip club.

Ladies Restroom, Library
Mississippi

Posted on April 29, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Internet, Mississippi, Offers and requests, Restroom

Guys' Moments Like That Generally Involve Porn

Curly-haired brunette: Do you ever have moments when you see someone on the street and think, “hmmm, that looks like someone I've seen in Facebook pictures!”?
Straight-haired brunette: Yeah. I also have moments when I see someone on the street and think, “haven't I slept with you?”
Curly-haired brunette: Heh. That's a classic.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins