You May Be Overqualified, Sir

Leather-clad 30-something man applying for job at sandwich shop: I'm not only a musician, I'm also a martial artist!

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on March 23, 2010
Bragging, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Michigan

Peristalsis? Beyonce? Linoleum?

Teacher: Okay. Quick review: which Greek gods did we cover on Friday?
Student, seriously: Hermaphrodite? Herpes? Asbestos?

High School
Michigan

Posted on March 19, 2010
Education, Maladies, Michigan, Names, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teachers

Good to See Michigan Living Up to Its Reputation

Dorm guy: I said “thanks for the help,” but I should have said, “thanks for the help, asshole, I hope they send you back to China.”

Michigan State University

Posted on March 15, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Guys, Insults, Michigan, Race

But I Had a Rockin' Sweet 16

Male ethics professor: I was generally seen as a spoiled little bitch.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on March 6, 2010
Memory lane, Michigan, Teachers, Weirdness

Or There'll Be No Peace When You Are Done

Girl #1: I have cows in my head!
Boy: What?
Girl #1: We're playing “Carry on Wayward Son” in orchestra. C-o-w-s.
Boy: Oh.
Girl #2: You really need to tell people that before you tell them you have cows in your head.

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

Posted on February 25, 2010
Animals, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness, Words

But I Can Easily Transition to Toucan Sam

Guy with empty bud light box on head: I look like Cap'n Crunch!

Marquette, Michigan

Posted on February 12, 2010
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Michigan, Pop culture

NewsFlash: Community College Student Has Intimate Drug Knowledge. Film at 11.

Student: My girlfriend's theory on smoking is that it's good for you because it's natural.
Professor: Yeah, it's not like that crystal meth. That stuff's all chemicals.
Voice from the back: True dat!

Community College
Michigan