Daughter: What’s the dog barking at?
Mother: Jesus.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: smellmyknee
Daughter: What’s the dog barking at?
Mother: Jesus.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: smellmyknee
Little old lady: Are you here to poop? That’s what I just did. Everybody poops. It feels great! Such a relief!
Preschool girl: Yeah!
Girl’s mom: Come on, honey… What have I told you about talking to crazy strangers?
Bathroom, Target
Novi, Michigan
Mom: We’re going to have surf ‘n’ turf for dinner tonight.
Daughter: What’s the surf?
Mom: Steak.
Delaware
Mom changing toddler’s diaper: Honey, it appears that you have glitter on your penis.
Mount Vernon, New York
Overheard by: Deek
Fat lady pulling her kid from path of speeding bus: That’s right — step out and meet Jesus!
Columbia, South Carolina
Overheard by: Cootine
Little boy: Mommy, whats a M.I.L.F.?
Mom: Well, honey, it’s a… Wait, someone called me a M.I.L.F.?
Little boy: No, Bobby’s mom.
Mom: Well, then, it’s not important. Go play.
Barnes & Noble
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: i’d like to see bobby’s mom next PTA meeting
Young pregnant mother, gratefully accepting seat on crowded tram: Come over here and sit with mummy, Adam.
Four-year-old: Noooooooooo.
Mother: C'mon, Adam, come sit with mummy.
Four-year-old: Noooooooo (but slinks over and sits down anyway)
Mother: Better?
Four-year-old: You've ruined my life, mom.
Mother: Yes, honey, I know.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Soap Oprah
Mother: And some armies have the sniper and he just picks them all off. Pkk pkk pkk.
Three-year-old with chicken pox (over still talking mother): I'm Spartacus!
Five-year-old without chicken pox: No, I'm Spartacus, you're Spartacus!
Mother, still talking: And then the detonator gets attached and once the fuse goes, it all goes boom!
Three-year-old: I'm Spartacus!
Five-year-old: You're Spartacus!
Flight between London and Liverpool
England
Overheard by: nadine
Ten-year-old girl to passing adult man: What's your name?
Mother, scolding: Do you have to hit on every man you see?
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
