Sometimes Your Words Just Flow Out, Uncontrollably

Little girl: Is there diarrhea here? I love diarrhea!
Mother: I have no idea what you're talking about, but it doesn't sound good, so stop it.

Target
Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Amused Employee

Posted on September 14, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Poop, Stores, Weirdness, Women

…I'm Saving That for Marriage.

Girlfriend: Ugh, I can't think about hot dogs or sausages when I eat them. I can't bare to think what body parts I'm eating.
Boyfriend: Oh, hush. Look at what else you eat.
Girlfriend: I know, but I like you! And I wouldn't eat your arm!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on August 28, 2015
Body parts, Couples, Feelings, Food, New Jersey, Weirdness

We Won't Talk About Liam Ever Again, Okay?

Five-year-old girl: I think we got almost all of the blood out, mommy. You know, Liam's blood? We got almost all of it out of the sheets. That was a lot of blood.
Mom: Yes we did, honey.

Rest Stop,Turnpike South
New Jersey

Overheard by: TM

Posted on August 22, 2015
Cleanliness, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Sensory experiences

Who Says Kids Today Have No Goals?

12-year-old boy #1: My hobo name is Rancid Earl!
12-year-old boy #2: My hobo name is Cracker Joe!
12-year-old boy #1: Hey, I wanna be Cracker Joe…

Middlesex County Fair
New Jersey

Posted on August 13, 2015
Names, New Jersey, Tweens, Wishes

Early Elvis or Fat Elvis?

Clerk to another: And I woke up two days later by the pool, with Elvis.

Campmor
Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on August 13, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Names, New Jersey, Weirdness

…Because I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Student, during class: Are we talking about real prostitutes or a guy who duct tapes everything back and puts a skirt on?

Stockton College
New Jersey

Overheard by: Charlie

Posted on August 8, 2015
Body parts, Clothing, Gender issues, Jobs & Careers, New Jersey, Students

Because, If Not, I'll Have to Mark My Territory with Urine

Woman getting into her car to guy in SUV: Wait, did I leave my underwear in your car?

Washington Township, New Jersey

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on August 7, 2015
Default, New Jersey, Questions, Sexuality, Undies, Women

And Have Liposuction on the Delivery Table

Bimbette on cell: Oh, okay, so she can’t gain any more weight. That should be easy — she’s only at the beginning of the pregnancy. She just has to stop eating.

Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey

Posted on July 30, 2015
Bimbettes, Diet & weight, New Jersey

…So We Had to Tend to It.

Guy: You abandoned me last night! Both of you, you and James*!
Girl: I'm sorry, I was feeling sick. And I told James* to go back to the bar afterwards, but then, you know, I have a vagina…

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on July 27, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sex, Vagina

I'm Not Sure That's What's Meant by “Love God”

Teenage girl #1: Oh god, I want to fuck him so badly.
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, you whore! You don't fuck him! You make sweet, sweet love to him.

Summit, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, New Jersey, Sex, Teens, Wishes