Clerk to another: And I woke up two days later by the pool, with Elvis.
Campmor
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Clerk to another: And I woke up two days later by the pool, with Elvis.
Campmor
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Student, during class: Are we talking about real prostitutes or a guy who duct tapes everything back and puts a skirt on?
Stockton College
New Jersey
Overheard by: Charlie
Woman getting into her car to guy in SUV: Wait, did I leave my underwear in your car?
Washington Township, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Bimbette on cell: Oh, okay, so she can’t gain any more weight. That should be easy — she’s only at the beginning of the pregnancy. She just has to stop eating.
Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey
Guy: You abandoned me last night! Both of you, you and James*!
Girl: I'm sorry, I was feeling sick. And I told James* to go back to the bar afterwards, but then, you know, I have a vagina…
Saint Peter's College
New Jersey
Teenage girl #1: Oh god, I want to fuck him so badly.
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, you whore! You don't fuck him! You make sweet, sweet love to him.
Summit, New Jersey
Guy on cell: First, you take your girlfriend out drinking. Then she’s getting tattoos and piercings. Now she’s hooking up with chicks. Are you seeing a pattern here?
Light Rail
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Teacher, holding up an ulna: Who can tell me what bone this is?
Student: A uterus!
Physiology class
New Jersey
Guy to hugely pregnant woman: There's a party Saturday–you should come after you give birth.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: pie
Dutch flight attendant, collecting airsick bags: Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Thank you. Vomit? Vomit, sir?
NWA Flight
Newark Airport, New Jersey
Overheard by: Ladle
