She Was All Just Whatever About Whatever

Girl #1: Do you remember that chick we saw that time?
Girl #2: The one at that place?
Girl #1: Yeah, wait, no, that other place.
Girl #2: Yeah. What a whore.
Girl #1: I know, right?

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: not that chick

Posted on July 26, 2015
Default, Girls, Insults, Memory lane, New York, Questions

Dude, Your Girlfriend Is a Wallet-Sized Picture of Colonel Wilma Deering

Guy: You’re allowed to wipe boogers on my girlfriend and fart in her face, but I can’t hit your girlfriend?! That is so hypocritical!

Driver’s Ed class
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Chrissy

Posted on July 25, 2015
Gripes, Guys, New York

This Is What Happens When Harry Potter Fans Grow Up

Extremely drunk chick crying: I love him so much and he doesn’t even know! He’s my soulmate.
Exasperated sober chick: He’s fictional!

Armory Square
Syracuse, New York

Posted on July 24, 2015
Chicks, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Gripes, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

So None Of That Unpleasantness Was Personal?

30-something artist: It's not that everybody hated the Jews, it's that the Catholics were crazy.

Art Studio
Rochester, New York

Posted on July 18, 2015
Guys, New York, Race, Religion, Weirdness

…After Thinking About the Poor Children in the World Who Aren't Even Allowed to Poop

Girl to friend eating yogurt: You know, yogurt makes you shit.
Friend, frightened: Does it, really?
Girl: I dare you to take the Activia challenge.
Friend: Nah! I'm not in the mood to poop today.

Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: i laughed at this

Posted on July 16, 2015
Food, Friends, Girls, New York, Poop

I Also Learned How to Do the Time Warp!

Little girl: I learned how to make a man!
Mom: A man?!
Little girl: Yes!
Mom: Did you learn that in school?
Little girl: Yes.
Mom: Can you make one for me?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Mollena

Posted on July 13, 2015
Default, Education, Kids, Moms, New York, Pregnancy

I’m Pretty Sure That’s the Way to a Man’s Heart

Woman #1: So, how’s it going with you and Dave?
Woman #2: Good! He told me that he loved me!
Woman #1: Really?
Woman #2: Well, yeah, but I’m not looking too far into it because he said it when I had his entire dick in my mouth.

Tim Horton’s
Buffalo, New York

Posted on July 12, 2015
BJs, Ladies who lunch, New York

When Culinary Students Have Orgies

Tiny college girl waiting in line: The cookies are soooooo good!
Tall male friend, confused: The ice cream?
Tiny college girl: The penises!
Tall male friend: Oh!
Tiny college girl: We just didn't let them cool!

Stop & Shop
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2015
Food, Friends, New York, Penis, Sorority types, Stores

Don’t Worry, Sweetie, You’ll Love the Gym Membership

Wife eating cheeseburger: I know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be…
Distracted husband: To lose weight?
Wife: What? No! Why would you say that?! Do you think I’m getting fat?
Husband: Oh! No, no, no — you’re not fat. You’re perfect! I love you so much just the way you are.
Wife: Whatever. I better be getting a good fucking Christmas present, and you definitely won’t be seeing me naked for a very long time.

Wendy’s
New Hartford, New York

Posted on July 9, 2015
Couples, Diet & weight, Insults, New York

She's Worried I'll Don Their Gay Apparel

Teenage scene girl: I'm going to American Apparel to apply for a job.
Friend: Do you think you'll get the job?
Teenage scene girl: Yeah, but I don't think my mom will let me.
Friend: Why?
Teenage scene girl: There are lesbians there.

McDonald's
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 7, 2015
Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, McDonald's, New York, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Teens