New Zealand

Architecture tutor critiquing students' poster: When you look at it, it starts making some irrational type of sense.

Unitec Polytech
Auckland
New Zealand

Girl #1: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl #2: No! I’m not gay!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Louise

Woman on phone: As long as she can wear it without showing her lady garden, then that's fine by me.

Christchurch
New Zealand

Hipster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hipster girl: It's a Wonderful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hipster guy: Shhhh! (looks around furtively)

Wellington
New Zealand

Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on?
Daughter #1: Cause of the pretty moving pictures!
Daughter #2: Yeah! It's like an aquarium, but with Tom Hanks.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kat

Tutor: So what are some things you associate with lemons?
Student #1: Yellow!
Student #2: Energy!
Student #3: Gin-an-tonic!
Tutor: What? Genitalia? Who said genitalia?

Massey University
Wellington
New Zealand

Teen #1: Did you know tumors can sometimes grow hair and teeth?
Teen #2, stunned: Um, those aren’t tumors. Th-those are babies.

Wild Thyme Restaurant
Queenstown
New Zealand

Girl #1: I came really fast, apparently.
Girl #2: Wow, really?
Girl #1: Yeah. (sighs) If only we weren't talking about childbirth.

Auckland
New Zealand

Woman: Well, yes, of course I’m making it all up. But you know it’s true.
Friend: Oh, yes!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Ross

Five-year-old girl to sister: Who would you rather kill — Mummy or Daddy?
Mother: I don’t want to hear you talking like that.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: disturbed