Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?
New Zealand
Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?
New Zealand
Middle-aged lady to friends: Hey, do you remember Santa?
Auckland
New Zealand
Woman: If anyone ever hurts you tell them to stop that, because it’s not nice.
Little girl: And then you kick them in the face!
Upper Hutt
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sarah
Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe
Lecturer, about over-sized earrings left behind in class: Yes, you put one around the left testicle…
Christchurch
New Zealand
English teacher, on how language features are used in advertisements: So in the end, this advertisement is making all the single women of the world think “hello? I wanna be like the yoghurt!”
English Class
Christchurch
New Zealand
Dude: You should know — I’m into government intervention into every aspect of life.
Passerby: Such a fag.
Lambton Quay
Wellington
New Zealand
Girl to friend: You know, you should just stop face-fucking everyone all the time. Then you'd be fine.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Teen: And when I woke up, everything in my purse was covered by a condom.
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: At least it was protected
Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.
New Zealand
Overheard by: Bianca
