No Need for That Kind of Language, Missy

Girl stretching after a workout: Oooh, my cooter bone!

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: Meredith

Posted on November 7, 2013
Body parts, Chicks, Ohio

What? I'm Buy-Curious.

Cashier: You're all set?
Man: (places Steal This Book on the counter)
Cashier, seeing title of book: Pussy!

Barnes & Noble
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: fionasputnik

Posted on June 26, 2011
Employees, Money, Ohio, Questions, Words

…You're Always Lookin' Out for Me, Grandma!

Drunk 20-something, yelling in a crowd: Because I am a grad student and I don't do anything!
Older woman: You know there are some attractive young men over by the band.
Drunk 20-something: Well, I do do that.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 24, 2011
Advice, Beauty, Character, Drunks, Offers and requests, Ohio, Women

…Or at Least I Try to Forget.

Daughter: You don't remember his mom?
Mother: Not the one with the cool back hair.

Canton, Ohio

Overheard by: Kaylah

Posted on January 21, 2011
Family, Hair, Memory lane, Moms, Ohio, Questions

…And We'll Write It Off As a Business Expense.

Loud 40-something suit on cell: Yeah, let's sit around smoking ganja on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, and you can teach me Swahili.

Giant Eagle Grocery
Medina, Ohio

Posted on January 4, 2011
Druggies, Offers and requests, Ohio, On the phone, Smoking

Match.com Steps Up Their Game

Guy #1: So I sent her a picture of my junk.
Guy #2: Right.
Guy #1: Problem solved.

Sandusky, Ohio

Posted on December 24, 2010
Guys, Ohio, Penis, Relationships, Sex

…Put It Away!

30-something dude: I didn't circumcise my son.
20-something dude #1: Are you circumcised?
20-something dude #2: Woah!

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on September 19, 2010
Guys, Kids, Ohio, Parenting, Penis, Questions

Maybe You Shouldn't Blow Him Whenever He Asks for It

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Aww… I love you.
Boyfriend: Thanks, buddy!
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: I kinda like you too!
Girlfriend: I can't believe you. (to another girl) Can you believe that?

Kent, Ohio

Posted on February 11, 2010
Feelings, Hubbies, Ohio, Relationships

Why Men Die Before Women: Explained

Angry boyfriend: I'm not off gallivanting around town!
Girlfriend: (indistinct mumbles)
Angry boyfriend: I don't hang out with anyone!
Girlfriend: (more mumbles)
Angry boyfriend: I'll just lie to you from now on.

Kent, Ohio

Posted on January 26, 2010
Couples, Infidelity, Lies, Ohio, Sex, Threats

I Was Hoping to Avoid the Disney Store

Queer: I told you they wouldn't have nipple stars!
Girl: Why the hell would they not have nipple stars? It's a hot topic, they should have nipple stars!

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Shopper

Posted on January 24, 2010
Fashion, Girls, Nipples, Ohio, Queers, Undies, Weirdness