…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.

Girl: And it's not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it's like Mel Gibson crazy.

Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Asteria

Posted on August 5, 2021
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Even Those Who Didn't Have Much in the Top Department

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Posted on July 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

In Fact, He's Delicious

Captain on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, just wanted to let you know the reason this flight was delayed. The plane collided with a bird upon landing. It's no big deal; it just hit a body part. The bird is okay.

Airport
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle (who is skeptical about the well-being of the bird)

Posted on July 31, 2021
Airports & flights, Birds, Default, Pennsylvania, Pilots, Public transportation

I Always Muted the TV When President Bush Came on

Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sean Mc

Posted on July 24, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Vagina

Pshaw, Maybe in Middle School.

Girl #1: Did you ever have a threesome?
Girl #2: Does a train count?

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: e

Posted on June 29, 2021
Girls, Pennsylvania, Public transportation, Sex

Hmm, Yeah– Maybe We Shouldn't Write Our Own Vows

Male student: This one time I pissed in a trash bag, and I stuck my head in there just to see how bad it would smell.
Female student: What?
Male student: It was so hot and I was like sweating.

Springside School/Chestnut Hill Academy
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: spectaculore

Posted on June 23, 2021
Default, Pee, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Weirdness

… and a Coal Miner?

Sorority chick, discussing Shroud of Turin: Jesus was 14 feet tall?

Philosophy of Religion Class, Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Jesus, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types

What Version of the Christ Story Have You Heard?

Dude: It’s apropos that she gestated in a FEMA trailer.

State College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: marsupial jones

Posted on May 7, 2021
Gossip, Guys, Pennsylvania

And Together, Our Geekiness Is Unstoppable

20-something girl: If anyone ever punches me, all of the turtles in western Pennsylvania will get together, form a giant stack, and bite that person.
20-something guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20-something girl: Why did I marry you?
20-something guy: *Because* I say things like that.
20-something girl (sighing): Yeah, you're right.

Walnut St
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 24, 2021
Animals, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Mavis Returns to the Quiet Dignity Of Ice Cream

Woman to friend: I cannot even begin to tell you about the ridiculousness of yogurt.

The Gayborhood
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: inquiring mind

Posted on April 8, 2021
Default, Feelings, Food, Friends, Pennsylvania, Women