Got My Own Personal Trail Of Tears Over Here

Crazy old white lady trying on wedding veil: So I always wondered why I didn't look good in these things…until 2004.
Disinterested customer: Oh?
Crazy old white lady: Yeah, then I found out I was part Native American. At least 5%.
Disinterested customer (confused): Oh…?
Crazy, old white lady: Yeah. That's why I don't look good in veils. Cause we Native Americans don't wear them.
Disinterested customer: I got married in a courthouse.
Crazy old white lady: I hate to say it since I am part white, but damn those white people!

Goodwill
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 6, 2023
Clothes, Crazies, Customers, Default, Family ties, History, Insults, Mental illnesses, Old folks, Pennsylvania, Race, Stores, Whiteys, Women

It's in the Company's Value Statement

Guy to friend: Well, some armpits smell good, too.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Turtle

Posted on March 17, 2023
Body parts, Guys, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Not As Hairy As Her Chin, but Close

Cub Scout #1: Your dad has hairy arms.
Cub Scout #2: You know what else is hairy? His penis!
Cub Scout #1: Yeah. So is my mom’s.

Cub Scout Camp
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2023
Body parts, Hair, Kids, Pennsylvania

First Of All, There's Hardly Any Literacism There.

Elderly man to elderly gaggle: Why's everyone wasting their time trying to raise money for Africa? Africa's a wretched country.

Max's German Restaurant
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on February 6, 2023
Default, Geography, Guys, Money, Old folks, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants

Is That How You Resolve Things with Your Dad?

Guy #1: Man, I've tried everything. I don't know what to do.
Guy #2: Have you tried sex?
Guy #1: Actually, no…

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 3, 2023
Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex

Only Because They Found the Kiddie Pool Filled with It

Girl to boyfriend: Why'd you go and tell all the guys on the fifth floor that I have some crazy fetish with lubricating foods?
Guy: I didn't say anything!
Girl: Well, they were talking about the Nutella.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Laura G.