I’m Sorry, Miss, but His Holiness Can’t Take Your Call

Excited girl on cell: So, I’m sorry to wake you, but do you still wear those crazy socks? Or do you only wear white ones?

K-Mart
North Carolina

Posted on October 7, 2025
Clothing, North Carolina, On the phone, Questions

Well, Why Didn’t You Say So In The First Place

Girl on cell in busy hallway: Will you assholes shut up?! I’m trying to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend here!
Punk: When you get done breaking up with him, can I fuck you?
Girl on cell: No!
Punk: Not even anal?

Macomb Community College
Warren, Michigan

Posted on September 28, 2025
Backdoor, Chicks, Michigan, Punks, Questions

Many Girls Simply Take Refuge in Their Own Kind

Giggling coed looking at something in friend’s purse: Think you have enough of those?
Friend: I know it looks bad, but I’m terribly allergic to male sperm.

Durango, Colorado

Posted on September 13, 2025
Chicks, Colorado, Cum, Friends, Maladies, Questions

They Were a Lot Cheaper after the Storks Unionized

Mom: Where do you think babies come from?
Two-year-old girl, matter-of-factly: Mexicans.

McDonald’s
Texas

Overheard by: GoHomeToYourBabies

Posted on September 12, 2025
Geography, Kids, Moms, Questions, Texas

It Does Involve Balls

Dude: Is putting my hand on my balls a sport? Could be.

Subway
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Shaniqua

Posted on September 7, 2025
Balls, Canadia, Guys, Idiots, Questions

I’m Not Crazy

College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.

University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky