RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?
University of Central Florida
Florida
Overheard by: Christa
RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?
University of Central Florida
Florida
Overheard by: Christa
Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?
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Booth babe: So, you spent your day answering questions about free software, and you’re going to spend your night answering questions about — what — genital warts?
LinuxWorld Expo
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Just don’t confuse the two
Dude: So, you’re from Austria, huh?
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: So, like, kangaroos and shit?
Austrian foreign student: No, that’s Australia. Austria’s in Europe.
Dude: Oh, like Sound of Music?
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: Like Lederhosen! Fahrvergnügen! Schwarzenegger!
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: So, do you believe in Hitler? [Austrian walks off.]
Boston, Massachusetts
Woman: How was church? Did you learn anything in Sunday school?
Girl: No.
Cracker Barrel restroom
Virginia
High school student #1: Sir, what movie are we going to be watching?
Teacher: Well, until we get the VCR fixed, we’ll be watching dead air.
High school student #2: What year was that movie made, sir?
Bus
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?
Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: harrynhermione
Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!
Three-year-old boy: Mum, where is your vagina?
Mum: Tom, you know where it is…
Three-year-old boy: Ohhh, is that it, under all that hair?
Ladies’ room
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Anna
Girl #1: Oh my god!
Girl #2: Hm?
Girl #1: I think Charlie ate my soul!
Girl #2: … Is that a euphemism for something I don’t want to hear about?
38X bus
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: this bus is weird…
