Girl: Yeah, there’s a Facebook group called ‘I’m a fermata, hold me.’
Professor: What?
Girl: You know, Facebook? YouTube?
Professor: What?!
Girl: You know, like, the Internet?
Professor: I know about the Internet! I know!
Sarah Lawrence College
New York
Guy #1: Okay, sure — you can use a transporter to beam your body down to another planet, but what happens to your soul?
Guy #2: Yeah…
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Paul Cowling
Angry woman on phone: Well, did you let Grandpa out of the cage?!
Venice, Florida
Overheard by: inyourendo
Student to another: Well, maybe the urinal wanted to be dried. Did you ever think about that?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Trying to Teach Here
Boy: Can you have sex when a girl is really pregnant?
Health teacher: Well, you’d have to be creative.
Boy: What? You mean like role playing?
Annandale, Virginia
Ciggy #1: The time you and I went and bought cigarettes — was that the night you went in a toga?
Ciggy #2: Haha, oh my god, yes! Oh, wait… Was that the lesbian night?
Washington, DC
Professor to student: Do you mind if I ask if your testicles are still intact?
Lakehead University
Ontario
Canadia
Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah — I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: Kim
Professor: Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?
Student: A beech tree’s got lighter bark.
Professor: But otherwise there’s no difference?
Student: I dunno ’bout the leaves or anything, but when you buy furniture from IKEA, beech wood’s always lighter.
Professor: But could you identify a birch tree from a beech tree if you saw one on campus?
Student: If I cut it down, maybe.
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Guy to room: If I’m a feminist, do I have to hate men?
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: imnotinmedskool
