Why Do People Keep Marrying Danny Bonaduce?

Guy on Bluetooth: They took the two most aggressive animals and bred them together. What did they think was going to happen?

Oxford Valley Mall
Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on May 16, 2017
Animals, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness

Let's Just Say His Istanbul Couldn't Constantinople

Woman: I've only been to Turkey once, to visit my boyfriend.
Turkish woman: That's far. He must be very good in bed.
Woman: We're not together anymore. I'll leave it at that.

Eastern Market
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Intern

Posted on May 12, 2017
Default, Foreigners, Geography, Relationships, Sex, Washington, DC, Women

The Sort Of Thing That Keeps Us in Business

Guy, telling girl how to inspect screws in a table: Reach up, right up in there…
Girl: Right here?
Guy: Yeah, can you feel it?
Girl: Uh-huh…
Guy: Okay, now can you play around with it with your finger?
Girl: Uh-huh…
Guy, after long pause: You know, if anyone overheard this conversation, it would sound pretty bad.

Security Park
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Cool Breeze

Posted on April 12, 2017
Body parts, Girls, Guys, Maryland, Sex, Weirdness

Two or More People, Honey

Ten-year-old: Mom, what's “shagging”?
Mom: Um… It's like shedding. You know, like how the cat sheds hair on the couch?
Four-year-old: No, it's not. It's when two people have sex. Jeez!

Clarksville, Indiana

Posted on March 28, 2017
Indiana, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Sex, Should have used a condom

Two Girls, One Pop-Pop Did Not End Well

Girl #1: I'd totally tap your grandpa!
Girl #2: Thanks?
Girl #1: You're welcome!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on March 25, 2017
Colorado, Family ties, Girls, Sex

Seems to Be a Common Theme

Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Tiffany

Posted on March 16, 2017
Arizona, Drinking & drunks, Offers and requests, On the phone, Religion, Sex

The Cherry Poppin' Daddies Are on Tour Again

Teacher, on first day of school: So, did anything particularly exciting happen during your vacation?
Loud teenage girl at back of room: I lost my virginity… three times!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 23, 2017
Canadia, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Teens, Virginity

On My Deck

Girl #1: How do you like your place?
Girl #2: I've got a huge deck!
Girl #1: You were one letter away from making me a very happy woman.
Girl #2: I was one letter away from making myself a very happy woman. If I had that, I'd go fuck myself.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK