Pretending to Be Straight Isn’t Working at All

Guy #1: Sometimes I pretend I’m gay to get chicks at parties.
Guy #2: Does that really work?
Guy #1: Nah… I mean, it’s worked once, but I’m not sure she was a she.
Guy #2: Sweet! I’ve gotta try that!

Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Regular

Posted on September 23, 2025
Guys, Michigan, Sexuality

Switch-Hitters Really Confuse a Pitcher

Girl on cell, pushing cart: Well, yeah, but lots of people have mean mothers-in-law.. I don’t think yours is mean just because she has a mullet… Well, we know she wasn’t a lesbian at least four times, or you wouldn’t have a baby-daddy.

Target, Sports Arena Boulevard
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Seriously?

Posted on September 23, 2025
California, On the phone, Sexuality

Weird Is Weird, Gay Is Gay

Guy: No, Derek* is definitely gay.
Girl #1: No, he’s not! He has naked pictures of girls all over his walls and MySpace and everything.
Girl #2: So? You know he only has those because he likes to paint chickens on them!

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 16, 2025
Comebacks, Friends, Girls, Guys, MySpace, Sexuality, Washington

I’m Not Crazy

College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.

University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky

Posted on September 7, 2025
Girls, Guys, Kentucky, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Students

It Matches My Dress

Six-year-old boy: Look, Dad! I got a sticker.
Dad: That’s a butterfly sticker, which is a girl sticker. You can’t have that.
Six-year-old boy: Okay, Dad. What do you want me to do with it?
Dad: Give it to me.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Katelyn the sticker collector