Sexuality

And You Can Only Show the Video to a Limited Audience

Girl #1: At least he didn’t say what JD said to me the other night. He said I was boring in the bedroom because I didn’t try new things.
Girl #2: Oh my god!
Girl #1: Yeah and I told him, well how am I supposed to know what to do? I was a virgin before you. Well, not literally a virgin, but close enough!
Girl #2: So what are you going to do?
Girl #1: Well, I told him that when we go on vacation, we can have a threesome. But it has to be someone I’ll never see again.

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: Slutgers Girl

And Won First Prize at the Science Fair

Serious drunk guy: I made babies with a woman!

BrewFest
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Drunk Girl

Well, You’re Not Gonna Turn Kids Off Sex with the Truth!

Health teacher: Man, you girls these days! Wanting to have all the wrong kinds of fun… You know what, if a vagina was used by 15 different people, that vagina would probably be as wide as this door!

McNair Academic High School
Jersey City, New Jersey

Kendra Wilkinson’s Major Life Accomplishment

Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kt

I’m Not Saying Your Assessment of Thomas Jefferson Is Wrong…

Student: Maybe he’s gay for the snake.
Teacher: Did you just say “gay for the snake”?!

Pleasantville High School
Pleasantville, New York

…and a Pussy

Blonde clone: It’s not that we’re both Leos. He’s just a dick.

Westfield Mall
San Diego, California

At Least He’s Stopped Talking About His Turds.

Bitter guy: Girls don’t care about men, so I can’t relate to them. And men only care about sports, food, video games, and women. I do like to eat, but I hate women. I don’t like sports at all, and I’m soooo good at video games that other people can’t play with me because I am just too awesome.
Girl sitting at the table with him: Yeah…

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

A Globe Is Quite Another Matter

Professor: There’s nothing sexual about this map… For me, at least.

Kansas State University
Manhattan, Kansas

Overheard by: Nicole

And Live in a Parental-Notification State

Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you’re three weeks late, you totally don’t have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you’ve definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying.
Teen girl #2: … Really?
Teen girl #1: Yes, I’m completely sure. You’re totally fine. Golden. Except that you’re 17 and might be pregnant.

Dallas Airport
Dallas, Texas

Playing Dirty-Scrabble with Todd Was Often Tedious

Guy: Yeah, you know that word? Ah, I forget it… Oh yeah, vagina!

Ontario
Canadia

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